Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[LoveToLurk]

Get on your knees and be fed!
Said the man who demanded head...
She devoured his meat
A mid afternoon treat

 

[weespanner]

Get on your knees and be fed!
Said the man who demanded head...
She devoured his meat
A mid afternoon treat
And tradition that should be widespread

 

[Cymru6969]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....

 

[sweetsauce]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....
I think you know where this is heading....

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....
I think you know where this is heading....
It can only go south

 

[sweetsauce]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....
I think you know where this is heading....
It can only go south
When using your mouth

 

[Cymru6969]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....
I think you know where this is heading....
It can only go south
When using your mouth
Can you meet me at noon in Reading?!

 

[weespanner]

Whilst on the subject of spreading....
I think you know where this is heading....
It can only go south
When using your mouth
And hopefully we'll soak the bedding

 

[Cymru6969]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn

 

[TwoShades]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon

 

[sweetsauce]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...

 

[Cymru6969]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...
Room service sent up pies

 

[weespanner]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...
Room service sent up pies
Which they ate by the light of the moon

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...
Room service sent up pies
And a big fucking macaroon

 

[Cymru6969]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...
Room service sent up pies
Which they ate by the light of the moon

good god, you're good!

Steak and kidney? That would gag me.

 

[TwoShades]

Sheets were ripped and clothes were strewn
They'd been fucking since yesterday noon
To their great surprise...
Room service sent up pies
Which they ate by the light of the moon

good god, you're good!

Steak and kidney? That would gag me.

She IS good isn't she?

 

[sweetsauce]

It's said that Weespanner was good..

 

[Cymru6969]

It's said that Weespanner was good..
Doing all that a "good" girl should

 

[weespanner]

It's said that Weespanner was good
But steak and kidney is really crap food

 

[weespanner]

It's said that Weespanner was good..
Doing all that a "good" girl should
Like baking hot pies

 

[Cymru6969]

It's said that Weespanner was good
But steak and kidney is really crap food
Let's stick with berries!

 

[weespanner]

It's said that Weespanner was good
But steak and kidney is really crap food
Let's stick with berries!
Or even black cherries

 

[sweetsauce]

It's said that Weespanner was good
But steak and kidney is really crap food
Let's stick with berries!
Or even black cherries
'Cause either gives Cymru wood!

 

[Cymru6969]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much

 

[sweetsauce]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much

you brought the berries up!! ..lol