Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much
He responds to a woman's touch

 

[sweetsauce]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much
He responds to a woman's touch
Despite his intent

 

[Cymru6969]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much
He responds to a woman's touch
Despite his intent
He was no Clark Kent

 

[weespanner]

Cherries, yes. Berries not so much
He responds to a woman's touch
Despite his intent
He was no Clark Kent
Nor even a Starsky or Hutch!

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao...good one!

 

[weespanner]

She's not only saucy but sweet

 

[sweetsauce]

She's not only saucy but sweet
She likes an occasional treat

 

[weespanner]

She's not only saucy but sweet
She likes an occasional treat
With sprinkles on top?

 

[sweetsauce]

She's not only saucy but sweet
She likes an occasional treat
With sprinkles on top?
And chocolate, don't stop!

 

[weespanner]

She's not only saucy but sweet
She likes an occasional treat
With sprinkles on top?
And chocolate, don't stop!
Or even a big hunk of meat?

 

[sweetsauce]

lmaoooo...you are getting to know me well!

 

[Cymru6969]

You are getting to know me well!
Your secret is safe. I won't tell.

 

[Lia Monde]

You are getting to know me well!
Your secret is safe. I won't tell.
Tho flaunting your sauce

 

[TwoShades]

You are getting to know me well!
Your secret is safe. I won't tell.
Tho flaunting your sauce
In front of the boss

 

[sweetsauce]

You are getting to know me well!
Your secret is safe. I won't tell.
Tho flaunting your sauce
In front of the boss
Is one way to end up in Hell!

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a blonde from Yazoo

 

[weespanner]

There once was a blonde from Yazoo
Who sang that it was 'Only You'

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a blonde from Yazoo
Who sang that it was 'Only You'
While riding his dong...

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a blonde from Yazoo
Who sang that it was 'Only You'
While riding his dong...
She didn't last long

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a blonde from Yazoo
Who sang that it was 'Only You'
While riding his dong...
She didn't last long
She came while he was up her kazoo!

 

[Cymru6969]

He came in a rope on her face

 

[weespanner]

He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place

 

[Cymru6969]

He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place
Her tongue licked some up

 

[weespanner]

He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place
Her tongue licked some up
She drank half a cup

 

[HellBenttoo]

He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place
Her tongue licked some up
A quart, not a cup