Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

His bulge was apparent to most
Though he was inclined to boast
On stage in the lights
For just the one night...
Brought in women from coast to coast

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

At night she would sneak onto Lit

 

[PrurientProf]

At night she would sneak onto Lit
With practiced ease to this site she would flit

 

[Sheana_V]

At night she would sneak onto Lit
With practiced ease to this site she would flit
But her husband would see

 

[PrurientProf]

At night she would sneak onto Lit
With practiced ease to this site she would flit
But her husband would see
Alas without gleee

 

[cliteatingman]

At night she would sneak onto Lit
With practiced ease to this site she would flit
But her husband would see
Alas without gleee
He'd give her endless amounts of s-it

 

[Lia Monde]

Her wordplay on Lit was superb

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her wordplay on Lit was superb
Fluent with every noun and adverb

 

[Cymru6969]

Her wordplay on Lit was superb
Fluent with every noun and adverb
She knew a diphthong

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her wordplay on Lit was superb
Fluent with every noun and adverb
She knew a diphthong
And could Cyber along

 

[PrurientProf]

Her wordplay on Lit was superb
Fluent with every noun and adverb
She knew a diphthong
And could Cyber along
with many a titillating blurb

 

[mamasota]

Sota felt like something was missing

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sota felt like something was missing
With the hombres she's been kissing

 

[Lia Monde]

Sota felt like something was missing
With the hombres she's been kissing
They weren't up to snuff

 

[Sheana_V]

Sota felt like something was missing
With the hombres she's been kissing
They weren't up to snuff
So she put them in cuffs

 

[weespanner]

Sota felt like something was missing
With the hombres she's been kissing
They weren't up to snuff
So she put them in cuffs
And gave them a bucket for pissing

 

[AbsintheFather]

The limerick quality's been good

 

[Cymru6969]

The limerick quality's been good
Composed correctly, as it should




Don't we know it, brutha?!?!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The limerick quality's been good
Composed correctly, as it should
With anapestic meter

 

[HellBenttoo]

The limerick quality's been good
Composed correctly, as it should
With anapestic meter
but a pessimistic peter

 

[AbsintheFather]

The limerick quality's been good
Composed correctly, as it should
With anapestic meter
The structure is neater

 

[TomBoner]

The limerick quality's been good
Composed correctly, as it should
With anapestic meter
The structure is neater
Meaning it's easily understood.

 

[Cymru6969]

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!
Look! He's doing the loop de loop!

 

[TomBoner]

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!
Look! He's doing the loop de loop!
If he happens to shit ...