Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!
Look! He's doing the loop de loop!
If he happens to shit ...
Don't eat that bit!!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!
Look! He's doing the loop de loop!
If he happens to shit ...
Don't eat that bit!!
Or you'll have to do more than just poop.

 

[weespanner]

^^ Ha!.....or....


Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!
Look! He's doing the loop de loop!
If he happens to shit ...
Don't eat that bit!!
He'll climb out when his wings start to droop!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Limericks were meant to be naughty

 

[AbsintheFather]

Limericks were meant to be naughty
Enjoyed by all, not just for literati

 

[Cymru6969]

Limericks were meant to be naughty
I write my best lines on the potty

 

[weespanner]

Limericks were meant to be naughty
I write my best lines on the potty
The paper is near

 

[weespanner]

Limericks were meant to be naughty
Enjoyed by all, not just for literati
If the rhythm's right
It doesn't sound shite
And you won't need a spank on the botty!
:caning:


sorry, couldn't resist a (((Jett)))

 

[AbsintheFather]

Limericks were meant to be naughty
I write my best lines on the potty
The paper is near
I just wipe my rear
And have one that's filthy and bawdy

 

[Lia Monde]

A stroll in the park with a nymph

 

[Cymru6969]

A stroll in the park with a nymph
Turned sour when she spied her pimph

 

[TomBoner]

A stroll in the park with a nymph
Turned sour when she spied her pimph
She started to run

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A stroll in the park with a nymph
Turned sour when she spied her pimph
She started to run
Knocked over a nun

 

[Cymru6969]

A stroll in the park with a nymph
Turned sour when she spied her pimph
She started to run
Knocked over a nun
Now all four walk with a limpth

 

[Cymru6969]

Lia, do you fancy purple?

 

[Lia Monde]

Lia, do you fancy purple?
Yes, in my wardrobe it is a staple

 

[travelmate2002]

Lia, do you fancy purple?
Yes, in my wardrobe it is a staple
but the little black dress

 

[Lia Monde]

Lia, do you fancy purple?
Yes, in my wardrobe it is a staple
but the little black dress
Is the way I impress

 

[travelmate2002]

Lia, do you fancy purple?
Yes, in my wardrobe it is a staple
but the little black dress
Is the way I impress
all the people in my circle

 

[Cymru6969]

After sex she was red and flushed

 

[TomBoner]

After sex she was red and flushed
cuz her man laid on her and crushed

 

[weespanner]

After sex she was red and flushed
cuz her man laid on her and crushed
..her delicate bits

 

[cliteatingman]

After sex she was red and flushed
cuz her man laid on her and crushed
..her delicate bits
and also her tits

 

[weespanner]

After sex she was red and flushed
cuz her man laid on her and crushed
..her delicate bits
and also her tits
Which happens when sex is too rushed!

 

[cliteatingman]

Weespanner's cleavage is hot