Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Ha, great minds!


He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place
Her tongue licked some up
A quart, not a cup
She now had a nice a creamy glaze

 

[Cymru6969]

He came in a rope on her face
It dribbled all over the place
Her tongue licked some up
She drank half a cup
Then a wee goldie for a chase

 

[HellBenttoo]

The maid was down on her knees

 

[weespanner]

The maid was down on her knees
With no panties on! What a tease!

 

[HellBenttoo]

The maid was down on her knees
With no panties on! What a tease!
with a wiggle of hips

 

[weespanner]

The maid was down on her knees
With no panties on! What a tease!
with a wiggle of hips
Out popped her nips

 

[HellBenttoo]

The maid was down on her knees
With no panties on! What a tease!
with a wiggle of hips
Out popped her nips
As she polished the wood with such ease

 

[weespanner]

^^ THE wood or HIS wood?

He said 'Come and sit on my lap'

 

[HellBenttoo]

(you decide)

He said 'Come and sit on my lap'
as he smiled and adjusted his cap

 

[weespanner]

No contest, really!



He said 'Come and sit on my lap'
as he smiled and adjusted his cap
She straddled his hips

 

[HellBenttoo]

He said 'Come and sit on my lap'
as he smiled and adjusted his cap
She straddled his hips
he kissed her sweet lips

 

[weespanner]

He said 'Come and sit on my lap'
as he smiled and adjusted his cap
She straddled his hips
he kissed her sweet lips
And gave her pert ass a quick slap

 

[weespanner]

or the less romantic version....

He said 'Come and sit on my lap'
as he smiled and adjusted his cap
She straddled his hips
he kissed her sweet lips
Praying she didn't give him the clap

 

[HellBenttoo]

'spanner seems a wee perve

 

[HellBenttoo]

(I broke the rules )

'spanner seems a wee perve
with wit always ready to serve
mind nimble as hell
and quite able to spell
approaching this thread with such nerve

 

[weespanner]

(I broke the rules )

'spanner seems a wee perve
with wit always ready to serve
mind nimble as hell
and quite able to spell
approaching this thread with such nerve

well done!

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man with two dicks

 

[weespanner]

There was a young man with two dicks
DP was one of his best tricks

 

[SC_Chiver]

There was a young man with two dicks
DP was one of his best tricks
His motto was "Double the pleasure, double the fun"

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young man with two dicks
DP was one of his best tricks
His motto was "Double the pleasure, double the fun"
And assaulted her quim and her bun

 

[availableslave2u]

There was a young man with two dicks
DP was one of his best tricks
His motto was "Double the pleasure, double the fun"
And assaulted her quim and her bun
making her cum mighty quick!

 

[Cymru6969]

His bulge was apparent to most

 

[sweetsauce]

His bulge was apparent to most
Though he was inclined to boast

 

[Cymru6969]

His bulge was apparent to most
Though he was inclined to boast
On stage in the lights

 

[sweetsauce]

His bulge was apparent to most
Though he was inclined to boast
On stage in the lights
For just the one night...