Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow

 

[AbsintheFather]

They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
She won the peace prize

 

[mamasota]

They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
Their agendas get blown

 

[weespanner]

They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
She won the peace prize
By parting her thighs





They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
Their agendas get blown
But not their dicks! - groan!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
She won the peace prize
By parting her thighs
Receiving the appropriate, "Wow!"


They fuck at UNESCO sites now
Fucking for peace is their worldly vow
Their agendas get blown
But not their dicks! - groan!
As the fields they fervently plough

 

[mamasota]

You know what they say about rabbits

 

[weespanner]

You know what they say about rabbits
That nuns hide thers under their habits?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You know what they say about rabbits
That nuns hide thers under their habits?
Holy vibrations!

 

[weespanner]

You know what they say about rabbits
That nuns hide thers under their habits?
Holy vibrations!
That ease their frustration

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You know what they say about rabbits
That nuns hide thers under their habits?
Holy vibrations!
That ease their frustration
And satisfies their moist little bits

 

[weespanner]

I think we'll be going to hell

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I think we'll be going to hell

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Oh, was I supposed to take that as the beginning of the next Limerick?

I think we'll be going to hell
Our naughty thoughts make my cock swell

 

[Angellica1612]

I think we'll be going to hell
Our naughty thoughts make my cock swell
Once we get there

 

[weespanner]

I think we'll be going to hell
Our naughty thoughts make my cock swell
Once we get there
Ouch! singed pubic hair!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I think we'll be going to hell
Our naughty thoughts make my cock swell
Once we get there
Ouch! singed pubic hair!
Shave your pussy 'fore the sound o' the bell.

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm feeling so horny right now

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow


Hey there, stranger. Welcome back

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
Mutato has one

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit


Hi Cy!!! Good to see you!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
Mutato has one
He should 'get 'er done'!



I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Then lube it with spit


Hi Cy!!! Good to see you!
Good to see you as well, sweet one.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Rub it on my clit

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
Mutato has one
He should 'get 'er done'!
But he's laughing too hard right now!



I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Then lube it with spit
And from behind me he will plow

 

[weespanner]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
Mutato has one
He should 'get 'er done'!
but only if she would allow



I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Then lube it with spit
So that it can easily plough



I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Rub it on my clit
Phew! I'm feeling sweat on my brow!

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Rub it on my clit
And wipe the cum off my brow