Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

If you crave a man of substance
One who flatters you in abundance
Don't look to me
We don't come free

 

[AbsintheFather]

If you crave a man of substance
One who flatters you in abundance
Don't look to me
We don't come free
My bad habits you'll need to finance

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'm going to sell myself out for stud

 

[weespanner]

I'm going to sell myself out for stud
For just how much??!! you're kidding me!! *thud*

 

[poppadog]

I'm going to sell myself out for stud
For just how much??!! you're kidding me!! *thud*
Oh wait! It's How Big? Let me see!!!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm going to sell myself out for stud
For just how much??!! you're kidding me!! *thud*
Oh wait! It's How Big? Let me see!!!
I will for a nominal fee

 

[weespanner]

I'm going to sell myself out for stud
For just how much??!! you're kidding me!! *thud*
Oh wait! It's How Big? Let me see!!!
I will for a nominal fee
For that price I'd expect royal blood!

 

[Cymru6969]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet

 

[weespanner]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet
I don't think I asked for it yet

 

[cliteatingman]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet
I don't think I asked for it yet
In any case, you shall receive

 

[weespanner]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet
I don't think I asked for it yet
In any case, you shall receive
Something to relieve..

 

[Cymru6969]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet
I don't think I asked for it yet
In any case, you shall receive
Something to relieve..
That aching quim which now is wet

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Ask and ye shall receive, my pet
I don't think I asked for it yet
In any case, you shall receive
Something to relieve..
The tension when you're getting wet

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a cumslut named Sue

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a cumslut named Sue
Looking at her made my balls feel blue

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a cumslut named Sue
Looking at her made my balls feel blue
Her intent was to tease

 

[weespanner]

There once was a cumslut named Sue
Looking at her made my balls feel blue
Her intent was to tease
So she gave them a squeeze

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a cumslut named Sue
Looking at her made my balls feel blue
Her intent was to tease
So she gave them a squeeze
And he released his hot creamy goo

 

[weespanner]

well done you...and well done Sue!

A quick squeeze can give such a thrill

 

[sweetsauce]

A quick squeeze can give such a thrill
But beware of taking your fill

 

[weespanner]

A quick squeeze can give such a thrill
But beware of taking your fill
Just open up wide

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A quick squeeze can give such a thrill
But beware of taking your fill
Just open up wide
Let me cum inside

 

[weespanner]

A quick squeeze can give such a thrill
But beware of taking your fill
Just open up wide
Let me cum inside
And try not to let any spill

 

[sweetsauce]

lol very good my OCD weespanner

 

[weespanner]

lol very good my OCD weespanner

It's said that she tastes very sweet