Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

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I'm feeling so horny right now
I must find a penis somehow
I'll tease it a bit
Then lube it with spit
And from behind me he will plow

great minds!

 

[Angellica1612]

lol...yep!


Great minds think alike

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Great minds think alike
So into the woods they took a hike

 

[availableslave2u]

Great minds think alike
So into the woods they took a hike
they quickly take off all their clothes

 

[travelmate2002]

Great minds think alike
So into the woods they took a hike
they quickly take off all their clothes
quickly a spot they chose

 

[Cymru6969]

Great minds think alike
So into the woods they took a hike
they quickly take off all their clothes
quickly a spot they chose
And split her with his ten inch spike

 

[sweetsauce]

"It simply won't do!" she cried out

 

[Cymru6969]

"It simply won't do!" she cried out
"The painters are in!" I've no doubt.

 

[mamasota]

"It simply won't do!" she cried out
"The painters are in!" I've no doubt.
But their brush strokes are lacking

 

[sweetsauce]

"It simply won't do!" she cried out
"The painters are in!" I've no doubt.
But their brush strokes are lacking
When she caught them jacking

 

[weespanner]

"It simply won't do!" she cried out
"The painters are in!" I've no doubt.
But their brush strokes are lacking
When she caught them jacking
And streams of cum flying about!

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Saturday night her vibrator died

 

[Cymru6969]

Saturday night her vibrator died
She needed a salami to hide

 

[weespanner]

Saturday night her vibrator died
She needed a salami to hide
She peeled off the skin

 

[sweetsauce]

Saturday night her vibrator died
She needed a salami to hide
She peeled off the skin
Began thrusting it in...

 

[weespanner]

Oh hi sweet, fancy meeting you here!



Saturday night her vibrator died
She needed a salami to hide
She peeled off the skin
Began thrusting it in...
'Til "Si si mamma mia!!" she cried!

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh hi sweet, fancy meeting you here!



Saturday night her vibrator died
She needed a salami to hide
She peeled off the skin
Began thrusting it in...
'Til "Si si mamma mia!!" she cried!

lol good finish wee! <giggle> how could we have met here I wonder?

 

[sweetsauce]

A legend was born, so it's told

 

[availableslave2u]

A legend was born, so it's told
a man who would grown up big and bold.

 

[sweetsauce]

A legend was born, so it's told
a man who would grown up big and bold.
He'd wave 'round his cock

 

[Dan638]

A legend was born, so it's told
a man who would grown up big and bold.
He'd wave 'round his cock
Swollen hard as a rock

 

[sweetsauce]

A legend was born, so it's told
a man who would grown up big and bold.
He'd wave 'round his cock
Swollen hard as a rock
Lord it was a sight to behold!

 

[Cymru6969]

If you crave a man of substance

 

[juniata]

If you crave a man of substance
One who flatters you in abundance

 

[AbsintheFather]

If you crave a man of substance
One who flatters you in abundance
Don't look to me