Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

It's said that she tastes very sweet
Perhaps a lick of her wee treat

 

[Cymru6969]

It's said that she tastes very sweet
Perhaps a lick of her wee treat
Get in the queue, lads

 

[weespanner]

It's said that she tastes very sweet
Perhaps a lick of her wee treat
Get in the queue, lads
And give her knee pads!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It's said that she tastes very sweet
Perhaps a lick of her wee treat
Get in the queue, lads
And give her knee pads!
For it's you she really wants to eat

 

[Cymru6969]

It's said that she tastes very sweet
Perhaps a lick of her wee treat
Get in the queue, lads
And give her knee pads!

that response "came" entirely too quick

 

[weespanner]

that response "came" entirely too quick

yeah, well I saw this movie once.....

 

[Cymru6969]

yeah, well I saw this movie once.....

Right. I'd not mistake you for a stone mason..

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Right. I'd not mistake you for a stone mason..
Not with the shade of lipstick she has on

 

[weespanner]

If the text's a different colour it's usually not intended for a limerick Keds, but let's give it a whirl!

Right. I'd not mistake you for a stone mason..
Not with the shade of lipstick she has on
A deep sultry red

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Right. I'd not mistake you for a stone mason..
Not with the shade of lipstick she has on
A deep sultry red
Just right for my head

 

[weespanner]

Right. I'd not mistake you for a stone mason..
Not with the shade of lipstick she has on
A deep sultry red
Just right for my head
And it's one that will last beyond dawn!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

My back aches, I've fucked 'til I'm sore

 

[sweetsauce]

My back aches, I've fucked 'til I'm sore
I'm hoping she doesn't want more

 

[Cymru6969]

My back aches, I've fucked 'til I'm sore
I'm hoping she doesn't want more
A bitch to get old

 

[LoveToLurk]

My back aches, I've fucked 'til I'm sore
I'm hoping she doesn't want more
A bitch to get old
These years ain't so gold

 

[weespanner]

My back aches, I've fucked 'til I'm sore
I'm hoping she doesn't want more
A bitch to get old
These years ain't so gold
And I've not even reached twenty-four!

 

[Cymru6969]

Join me for coffee now. Some cream?

 

[weespanner]

Join me for coffee now. Some cream?
Yes please, and one lump, it would seem!

 

[Cymru6969]

Join me for coffee now. Some cream?
Yes please, and one lump, it would seem!
Why are you up now?

 

[weespanner]

Join me for coffee now. Some cream?
Yes please, and one lump, it would seem!
Why are you up now?
I'm a Morgen-Frau

 

[Cymru6969]

Join me for coffee now. Some cream?
Yes please, and one lump, it would seem!
Why are you up now?
I'm a Morgen-Frau
I'll have to compose us a theme

 

[TomBoner]

If I was a girl I'd flick my clit.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

If I was a girl I'd flick my clit.
I think I would like the feel of it

 

[TomBoner]

If I was a girl I'd flick my clit.
I think I would like the feel of it
Make it good and wet

 

[kedsnbourbon]

If I was a girl I'd flick my clit.
I think I would like the feel of it
Make it good and wet
Lay back and get set