Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue
Out flopped his wiener
It could have been cleaner

 

[saltysol]

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue
Out flopped his wiener
That seemed happy to have seen her

 

[saltysol]

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue
Out flopped his wiener
It could have been cleaner
But it was already covered in goo

 

[weespanner]

^^

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue
Out flopped his wiener
That seemed happy to have seen her
She was shocked at how quickly it grew

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She reminisced about her first time

 

[saltysol]

She reminisced about her first time
Exposing herself at the ole' five & dime

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She reminisced about her first time
Exposing herself at the ole' five & dime
He took advantage of the situation

 

[saltysol]

She reminisced about her first time
Exposing herself at the ole' five & dime
He took advantage of the situation
Offering his ovation

 

[weespanner]

She reminisced about her first time
Exposing herself at the ole' five & dime
He took advantage of the situation
Offering his ovation
As he watched her petticoats climb

 

[saltysol]

Nice one ladies

The young lovers met at cemeteries

 

[weespanner]

The young lovers met at cemeteries
In a tangle of extremities

 

[Adre]

The young lovers met at cemeteries
In a tangle of extremities
One foot in a grave

 

[weespanner]

The young lovers met at cemeteries
In a tangle of extremities
One foot in a grave
As they misbehave

 

[saltysol]

The young lovers met at cemeteries
In a tangle of extremities
One foot in a grave
As they misbehave
For the zombified digger-nitaries

 

[Cymru6969]

The young lovers met at cemeteries
In a tangle of extremities
One foot in a grave
As they misbehave
Atop deceased apothecaries

just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger!

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The couple was inspired by the Kama Sutra

 

[Lia Monde]

The couple was inspired by the Kama Sutra
Some positions made them yell, "Oh Yah"

 

[saltysol]

The couple was inspired by the Kama Sutra
Some positions made them yell, "Oh Yah"
When they tried the "Propeller"

 

[Lia Monde]

The couple was inspired by the Kama Sutra
Some positions made them yell, "Oh Yah"
When they tried the "Propeller"
She almost broke her fella

 

[saltysol]

The couple was inspired by the Kama Sutra
Some positions made them yell, "Oh Yah"
When they tried the "Propeller"
She almost broke her fella
A cousin of old Zarathustra

 

[Lia Monde]

Selena was the first female VP

 

[weespanner]

Selena was the first female VP
To wear a pinstriped suit and goatee

 

[Cymru6969]

Selena was the first female VP
To wear a pinstriped suit and goatee
Odd, for a lady

 

[hotternow]

Selena was the first female VP
To wear a pinstriped suit and goatee
Odd, for a lady
Her name was O'Grady

 

[Cymru6969]

Selena was the first female VP
To wear a pinstriped suit and goatee
Odd, for a lady
Her name was O'Grady
Stands at the urinal to take a pee