Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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They say more than two shakes is a wank

 

[Cymru6969]

They say more than two shakes is a wank
It takes a while to empty the tank!

 

[weespanner]

They say more than two shakes is a wank
It takes a while to empty the tank!
I'd get started now

 

[sweetsauce]

They say more than two shakes is a wank
It takes a while to empty the tank!
I'd get started now
Don't ask me how!

 

[weespanner]

They say more than two shakes is a wank
It takes a while to empty the tank!
I'd get started now
Don't ask me how!
Try tumblr! - there's no need to thank!

 

[sweetsauce]

wee hugs! good one again

He fumbled around with her bra

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

He fumbled around with her bra
And managed to unhook - hurrah!!

 

[Jaime_H]

He fumbled around with her bra
And managed to unhook - hurrah!!
When he finally released it,

 

[TomBoner]

He fumbled around with her bra
And managed to unhook - hurrah!!
When he finally released it,
It exposed an enormous tit,

 

[weespanner]

He fumbled around with her bra
And managed to unhook - hurrah!!
When he finally released it,
It exposed an enormous tit,
Which he squeezed 'til she said "Oooh la la!"

 

[TomBoner]

He snickered when she said that line ...

 

[weespanner]

He snickered when she said that line ...
So she raked her nails up his spine

 

[TomBoner]

He snickered when she said that line ...
So she raked her nails up his spine
He let out a yelp

 

[weespanner]

He snickered when she said that line ...
So she raked her nails up his spine
He let out a yelp
Then shouted for help

 

[Cymru6969]

He snickered when she said that line ...
So she raked her nails up his spine
He let out a yelp
Then shouted for help
When his limbs were bound in tight twine

 

[Cymru6969]

Best tits on Lit eight years running

 

[WearMeWell]

Best tits on Lit eight years running

they still pass the pencil test, and keep 'em cumming

 

[saltysol]

Best tits on Lit eight years running
they still pass the pencil test, and keep 'em cumming
I just hope that she's no fembot

 

[cliteatingman]

Best tits on Lit eight years running
they still pass the pencil test, and keep 'em cumming
I just hope that she's no fembot
And I think that she's not

 

[saltysol]

Best tits on Lit eight years running
they still pass the pencil test, and keep 'em cumming
I just hope that she's no fembot
And I think that she's not
Her boobies, it seems, do no gunning

 

[TomBoner]

If I were a young nimble man

 

[weespanner]

If I were a young nimble man
I'd join the ballet in Milan

 

[Cymru6969]

If I were a young nimble man
Take heed, for this would be my plan

 

[weespanner]

If I were a young nimble man
Take heed, for this would be my plan
At least once a day

 

[TomBoner]

If I were a young nimble man
Take heed, for this would be my plan
At least once a day
With my cock I would play