Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

I got a PM from a friend
Not the kind she'll usually send
It included a pic
Revealing a dick
Thrusting inside her pert rear end!

 

[jameslewis]

My dic pic just made her laugh,

 

[saltysol]

My dic pic just made her laugh,
Perhaps cuz I'm hung like a giraffe

 

[weespanner]

My dic pic just made her laugh,
Perhaps cuz I'm hung like a giraffe
How long is your..neck?

 

[sweetsauce]

My dic pic just made her laugh,
Perhaps cuz I'm hung like a giraffe
How long is your..neck?
I'd like to inspect

hugs wee

 

[weespanner]

My dic pic just made her laugh,
Perhaps cuz I'm hung like a giraffe
How long is your..neck?
I'd like to inspect
Fuck! I think I can only take half!


Sweets!!

 

[sweetsauce]

ha!ha!ha! good one!

She posted hot gifs all the time

 

[weespanner]

That end word's popular today! running out of alternatives but I'll give it a go!

She posted hot gifs all the time
Sounds like a good nursery rhyme

 

[saltysol]

She posted hot gifs all the time
Sounds like a good nursery rhyme
But pronouncing gif

LOL...I surrender.

 

[weespanner]

She posted hot gifs all the time
Her "Fumblr" was rather sublime
Browsing every day

 

[saltysol]

She posted hot gifs all the time
Her "Fumblr" was rather sublime
Browsing every day
Separating the curds from the whey

 

[weespanner]

She posted hot gifs all the time
Her "Fumblr" was rather sublime
Browsing every day
Separating the curds from the whey
Sounds like a rude nursery rhyme


merging seemed like a good idea

 

[saltysol]

Works for me

This thread has some really chill folk

 

[weespanner]

This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke

 

[saltysol]

This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke
Well then, pass me the bong

 

[weespanner]

This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke
Well then, pass me the bong
Be careful, it's strong!

 

[saltysol]

This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke
Well then, pass me the bong
Be careful, it's strong!
Burble, burble, the two footer spoke.

 

[weespanner]

This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke
Well then, pass me the bong
Be careful, it's strong!
Burble, burble, the two footer spoke.

ha! good one salty! I'd have put...


This thread has some really chill folk
We're cool when we've got weed to smoke
Well then, pass me the bong
Be careful, it's strong!
I'm not cleaning up if you boak!!*


* you might need the urban dictionary for that tho!

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The dirty PM was quite arousing

 

[Cymru6969]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
Yet reeked of dodgy tenement housing

 

[Lia Monde]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
And created a mood for carousing

 

[Cymru6969]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
And created a mood for carousing
Sans undies she went

 

[Lia Monde]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
Yet reeked of dodgy tenement housing
So she got down and sleazy

 

[Lia Monde]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
And created a mood for carousing
Sans undies she went
With the first available gent

 

[Cymru6969]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
Yet reeked of dodgy tenement housing
So she got down and sleazy
Not a stretch..and easy