Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
And created a mood for carousing
Sans undies she went
With the first available gent
Sadly, he used his rod for dousing

 

[Lia Monde]

The dirty PM was quite arousing
Yet reeked of dodgy tenement housing
So she got down and sleazy
Not a stretch..and easy
And spent the nite boffing and howling

 

[Cymru6969]

Enigmatic to say the least

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Enigmatic to say the least
She was curious about the beast

 

[Cymru6969]

Enigmatic to say the least
She was curious about the beast
From her desk in class

 

[Lia Monde]

Enigmatic to say the least
She was curious about the beast
From her desk in class
She gave a flash of her ass

 

[Cymru6969]

Enigmatic to say the least
She was curious about the beast
From her desk in class
She gave a flash of her ass
After school? Ten inches unleashed

 

[Lia Monde]

A nympho was gripped with March Madness

 

[Cymru6969]

A nympho was gripped with March Madness
Her eunuch body guard was 'nad-less

 

[weespanner]

A nympho was gripped with March Madness
Her eunuch body guard was 'nad-less
But he had man-boobs

 

[sweetsauce]

A nympho was gripped with March Madness
Her eunuch body guard was 'nad-less
But he had man-boobs
That he wore in some tubes

 

[weespanner]

A nympho was gripped with March Madness
Her eunuch body guard was 'nad-less
But he had man-boobs
That he wore in some tubes
To wind up the nympho who had less


(Sweets)

 

[sweetsauce]

wee hugs!

There are words of a curious kind

 

[weespanner]

There are words of a curious kind
That can inflame a perverted mind

 

[sweetsauce]

There are words of a curious kind
That can inflame a perverted mind
"Probe" is just one

 

[weespanner]

There are words of a curious kind
That can inflame a perverted mind
"Probe" is just one
"Moist" inplies fun

 

[Cymru6969]

There are words of a curious kind
That can inflame a perverted mind
"Probe" is just one
"Moist" implies fun
"Ouch!" upon entering your behind

 

[saltysol]

His DNA dripped off of her chin

 

[weespanner]

His DNA dripped off of her chin
She then licked her lips with a grin

 

[saltysol]

His DNA dripped off of her chin
She then licked her lips with a grin
I'm ready for more

 

[Adre]

His DNA dripped off of her chin
She then licked her lips with a grin
I'm ready for more
Don't make me implore

 

[weespanner]

His DNA dripped off of her chin
She then licked her lips with a grin
I'm ready for more
Don't make me implore
Or I'll get out my old violin!

 

[saltysol]

The boys lined up to give her her due

 

[weespanner]

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue

 

[Adre]

The boys lined up to give her her due
But one pushed to the front of the queue
Out flopped his wiener