Write Our Own Limericks - V2
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kedsnbourbon
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I think I now need a lie down
Lay that blonde head on some goose down
Came a hijacker
A wee bit knacker(ed)
Who rode her all the way to town
Lay that blonde head on some goose down
Came a hijacker
A wee bit knacker(ed)
Who rode her all the way to town
kedsnbourbon
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Mona's expletives caused quite a stir
I was no nun, I tell you sir
I was no nun, I tell you sir
weespanner
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Mona's expletives caused quite a stir
I was no nun, I tell you sir
I have dirty habits
I was no nun, I tell you sir
I have dirty habits
weespanner
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Mona's expletives caused quite a stir
I was no nun, I tell you sir
I have dirty habits
Like diddling around with rabbits
I love when their little ears whirr
I was no nun, I tell you sir
I have dirty habits
Like diddling around with rabbits
I love when their little ears whirr
weespanner
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There once was a young man called Sid
Who fancied a girl from Madrid
Who fancied a girl from Madrid
weespanner
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There once was a young man called Sid
Who fancied a girl from Madrid
They eloped to New York
But since Sid was a dork
Who fancied a girl from Madrid
They eloped to New York
But since Sid was a dork
Adre
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AbsintheFather
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But the girl from Madrid had a sister
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
Speaking of which - Look who's blown back in
Hey Adre
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
Speaking of which - Look who's blown back in
Hey Adre
weespanner
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But the girl from Madrid had a sister
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
A dog of her own
My poor tongue is starting to blister!
But the girl from Madrid had a sister
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
A dog of her own
My poor tongue is starting to blister!
But the girl from Madrid had a sister
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
mamasota
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But the girl from Madrid had a sister
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
A dog of her own
My poor tongue is starting to blister!
wee
But the girl from Madrid had a sister
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
Oui, sí and yes!
Who tasted quite vile when I kissed her
I think she's just blown
A dog of her own
My poor tongue is starting to blister!
weeBut the girl from Madrid had a sister
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
Oui, sí and yes!
sweetsauce
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But the girl from Madrid had a sister
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
Oui, sí and yes!
She didn't complain when he fist her!
And poor Sid could never resister
Ménage à 'tres' ?
Oui, sí and yes!
She didn't complain when he fist her!
TheHornyHighlander
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Spring flowers bloom in the sun
I'm going out for a run
A jog in the park
I'm going out for a run
A jog in the park
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