Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Spring flowers bloom in the sun
I'm going out for a run
A jog in the park
May garner a spark
For some springtime bedroom fun

 

[TomBoner]

When the flower blossom and bloom

 

[Adre]

When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom
With a snip of the shears

 

[Adre]

When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom
With a snip of the shears
Her pink clit appears

 

[TomBoner]

When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom
With a snip of the shears
Her pubes disappear

 

[weespanner]

When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom
With a snip of the shears
Her pink clit appears
And I'm sure I can now see her womb!



When the flower blossom and bloom
Her nether parts she starts to groom
With a snip of the shears
Her pubes disappear
And she sweeps them up with a broom

 

[TomBoner]

Most guys don't want to say womb

 

[AbsintheFather]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude

 

[wombat9966]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They go red in the face

 

[Adre]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
I'm partial to cunt

 

[Adre]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude
Well, cunt is not rude

 

[AbsintheFather]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude
Say something lewd


Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They go red in the face
think it's a disgrace


Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
I'm partial to cunt
I'd rather be blunt

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude
Well, cunt is not rude
Makes some women gush like a flume

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude
Say something lewd
To see if she slaps them across the room


Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They go red in the face
think it's a disgrace
The safe position they assume


Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
I'm partial to cunt
I'd rather be blunt
Speak my mind and seal my own doom

 

[mamasota]

Most guys don't want to say womb
Or proper names of girl parts I presume
They'd rather be crude
Well, cunt is not rude
But it goes down quite well, I assume

 

[kedsnbourbon]

*Mama!

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_friends1.gif

 

[mamasota]

*Mama!

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_friends1.gif

^5 to you, keds


Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready
She'd teased him until he was heady

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready
She'd teased him until he was heady
He drew in his breath

 

[Cymru6969]

Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready
She'd teased him until he was heady
He drew in his breath
She cooked crystal meth

 

[hotternow]

Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready
She'd teased him until he was heady
He drew in his breath
She cooked crystal meth

And then danced around in a teddy.

 

[Adre]

Friday evening, and Fred was quite ready
She'd teased him until he was heady
He drew in his breath
She cooked crystal meth
'Give me your arm and hold steady'

 

[Cymru6969]

And then danced around in a teddy.

nicely done, Hots

Who is willing to show their....hands?