Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Who is willing to show their....hands?
To vote or to cheer from the stands?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Who is willing to show their....hands?
To vote or to cheer from the stands?
You'll get a rise from me

 

[weespanner]

Who is willing to show their....hands?
To vote or to cheer from the stands?
You'll get a rise from me
Yes, so I can see!

 

[Adre]

Who is willing to show their....hands?
To vote or to cheer from the stands?
You'll get a rise from me
Yes, so I can see!
Does that swelling affect your glands?

 

[MattWolf]

When I was walking to Dundee

 

[weespanner]

When I was walking to Dundee
I passed a guy having a pee

 

[MattWolf]

When I was walking to Dundee
I passed a guy having a pee
I stopped to look

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

When I was walking to Dundee
I passed a guy having a pee
I stopped to look
As his cock he shook

 

[weespanner]

When I was walking to Dundee
I passed a guy having a pee
I stopped to look
As his cock he shook
Cos it reached right down to his knee

 

[MattWolf]

You couldn't say Gracie was tall

 

[weespanner]

You couldn't say Gracie was tall
But she was the belle of the ball

 

[MattWolf]

You couldn't say Gracie was tall
But she was the belle of the ball
She danced like a dervish

 

[weespanner]

You couldn't say Gracie was tall
But she was the belle of the ball
She danced like a dervish
And banged the hors d'oeuvre dish

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You couldn't say Gracie was tall
But she was the belle of the ball
She danced like a dervish
And banged the hors d'oeuvre dish
Until she was ready to fall

 

[Lia Monde]

At the cafe, Ilsa was reading some porn.

 

[Mockingjay]

At the cafe, Ilsa was reading some porn.
Yonder an old man eating a corn

 

[Lia Monde]

At the cafe, Ilsa was reading some porn.
Yonder an old man eating a corn
The porn made her wet

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

At the cafe, Ilsa was reading some porn.
Yonder an old man eating a corn
The porn made her wet
So the old man she let

 

[hotternow]

At the cafe, Ilsa was reading some porn.
Yonder an old man eating a corn
The porn made her wet
So the old man she let
Have a go with the cob in the morn.

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Again she woke up alone in bed

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

Again she woke up alone in bed
But noticed her ass cheeks were really quite red

 

[Cymru6969]

Again she woke up alone in bed
But noticed her ass cheeks were really quite red
In the coeds dorm

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Again she woke up alone in bed
But noticed her ass cheeks were really quite red
In the coeds dorm
Where it was never the norm

 

[sweetsauce]

Again she woke up alone in bed
But noticed her ass cheeks were really quite red
In the coeds dorm
Where it was never the norm
To be spanked for giving guys head!

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

A mischievous madam from Maine