Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Midnight_Man]

A mischievous madam from Maine
Drives all the johns insane

 

[Lia Monde]

A mischievous madam from Maine
Drives all the johns insane
Makes them red as a lobster

 

[Mockingjay]

A mischievous madam from Maine
Drives all the johns insane
Makes them red as a lobster
Their wives call her a walking disaster

 

[sweetsauce]

A mischievous madam from Maine
Drives all the johns insane
Makes them red as a lobster
Their wives call her a walking disaster
"Murder She Wrote" a common refrain!

 

[Cymru6969]

She buried my face in her chest

 

[Adre]

She buried my face in her chest
My mouth sought out her left breast

 

[sweetsauce]

She buried my face in her chest
My mouth sought out her left breast
She smothered me more

 

[Cymru6969]

She buried my face in her chest
My mouth sought out her left breast
She smothered me more
That's what tits are for!

 

[Adre]

[QUOTEShe buried my face in her chest
My mouth sought out her left breast
She smothered me more
That's what tits are for!
Then into my pants I messed

 

[Midnight_Man]

If I was a fly on the wall

 

[weespanner]

If I was a fly on the wall
I don't think I would sleep at all

 

[Cymru6969]

If I was a fly on the wall
I don't think I would sleep at all
Try not to get smashed

Wee

 

[weespanner]

((Cymru))

If I was a fly on the wall
I don't think I would sleep at all
Try not to get smashed
Or even cum-splashed

 

[Cymru6969]

If I was a fly on the wall
I don't think I would sleep at all
Try not to get smashed
Or even cum-splashed
By the perv with his blow-up doll

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She was stood up yet again

 

[dearc]

She was stood up yet again
So no more time for men

 

[Dreamtalking]

She was stood up yet again
So no more time for men
She sent off for a rabbit

 

[hotternow]

She was stood up yet again
So no more time for men
She sent off for a rabbit
And made it a habit

 

[dearc]

She was stood up yet again
So no more time for men
She sent off for a rabbit
That soon became a habit

 

[mamasota]

She was stood up yet again
So no more time for men
She sent off for a rabbit
That soon became a habit
And made her vajj feel smashin'

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying

 

[sweetsauce]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying
Snow White enjoyed him trying

 

[TheHornyHighlander]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying
Snow White enjoyed him trying
To stick to the truth

 

[Cymru6969]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying
Snow White enjoyed him trying
To stick to the truth
Verily. Forsooth.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying
Snow White enjoyed him trying
To stick to the truth
Verily. Forsooth.
Watching his nose caused her much sighing.