Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Exercising a bit of poetic license to keep to the limerick form...


When I went to the library, I saw
A couple breaking the law
Making lots of noise
With buzzing sex toys




When I went to the library I saw
A woman who could dislocate her jaw,
She read as she sucked
Until she upchucked

 

[Adre]

Exercising a bit of poetic license to keep to the limerick form...


When I went to the library, I saw
A couple breaking the law
Making lots of noise
With buzzing sex toys
She came on a volume of Shaw



When I went to the library I saw
A woman who could dislocate her jaw,
She read as she sucked
Until she upchucked
I think it got stuck in her craw

 

[Cymru6969]

Exercising a bit of poetic license to keep to the limerick form...


When I went to the library, I saw
A couple breaking the law
Making lots of noise
With buzzing sex toys
She came on a volume of Shaw



When I went to the library I saw
A woman who could dislocate her jaw,
She read as she sucked
Until she upchucked
I think it got stuck in her craw

((applause))

I played golf with my mates today

 

[weespanner]

I played golf with my mates today
We met a girl on the fairway

 

[Cymru6969]

I played golf with my mates today
We met a girl on the fairway
She had hit my ball

 

[weespanner]

I played golf with my mates today
We met a girl on the fairway
She had hit my ball
Right over a wall

 

[Cymru6969]

I played golf with my mates today
We met a girl on the fairway
She had hit my ball
Right over a wall
Then was off on her merry way

 

[saltysol]

The bukkaked girl asked for a pause

 

[Adre]

I start off each round with fresh balls

 

[Adre]

The bukkaked girl asked for a pause
She wanted to wipe off some sauce

 

[saltysol]

I start off each round with fresh balls
My caddy was one of those dolls

 

[weespanner]

The bukkaked girl asked for a pause
She wanted to wipe off some sauce
Dripping from her chin


I start off each round with fresh balls
My caddy was one of those dolls
A real pussy cat?

 

[saltysol]

The bukkaked girl asked for a pause
She wanted to wipe off some sauce
Dripping from her chin
And she said with a grin


I start off each round with fresh balls
My caddy was one of those dolls
A real pussy cat?
With a mouth nice and fat

 

[weespanner]

The bukkaked girl asked for a pause
She wanted to wipe off some sauce
Dripping from her chin
And she said with a grin
"I deserve a round of applause!"



I start off each round with fresh balls
My caddy was one of those dolls
A real pussy cat?
With a mouth nice and fat
Like a sucker to stick on glass walls

 

[saltysol]

NICE!

The cuckold liked watching his gal

 

[Adre]

NICE!

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal

 

[weespanner]

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal
His dick was so big

 

[saltysol]

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal
His dick was so big
Made his look like a twig

 

[TomBoner]

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal
His dick was so big
and fat as a pig

 

[weespanner]

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal
His dick was so big
Made his look like a twig
Cos he filled her alimentary canal!

 

[saltysol]

Hahahahaha.....wee, you nut!

The cuckold liked watching his gal
As she sucked the cock of his pal
His dick was so big
Made his look like a twig
Cos he filled her alimentary canal!

 

[Cymru6969]

She brought in her bush for a trim

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She brought in her bush for a trim
To expose her mighty fine quim

 

[saltysol]

She brought in her bush for a trim
To expose her mighty fine quim
But her pubes were so wiry

 

[weespanner]

She brought in her bush for a trim
To expose her mighty fine quim
Full bikini wax?