Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

She brought in her bush for a trim
To expose her mighty fine quim
But her pubes were so wiry
Her hair red and fiery

 

[mamasota]

She brought in her bush for a trim
To expose her mighty fine quim
But her pubes were so wiry
Her hair red and fiery
She got the Brasilian wax, on a whim



wee

 

[weespanner]

- well done mama!

 

[mamasota]

- well done mama!

TY wee, inspired by your 'full bikini wax'


On poetic waxing there is no hair

 

[weespanner]

On poetic waxing there is no hair
Words and feelings often laid bare

 

[cliteatingman]

On poetic waxing there is no hair
Words and feelings often laid bare
When poetry lusts

 

[weespanner]

On poetic waxing there is no hair
Words and feelings often laid bare
When poetry lusts
Inspiring thrusts

 

[mamasota]

On poetic waxing there is no hair
Words and feelings often laid bare
When poetry lusts
Inspiring thrusts
Of double entendres right in there!

 

[stickygirl]

On poetic waxing there is no hair
Words and feelings often laid bare
When poetry lusts
Inspiring thrusts
A silken tongue poking in your underwear

Oh - like yours better Mamsota!

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She found out her new lover had a wife

 

[Lia Monde]

She found out her new lover had a wife
Which led to a fight and some strife

 

[stickygirl]

She found out her new lover had a wife
Which led to a fight and some strife
On their very next date

 

[Lia Monde]

She found out her new lover had a wife
Which led to a fight and some strife
On their very next date
She dropped the flawed mate

 

[stickygirl]

She found out her new lover had a wife
Which led to a fight and some strife
On their very next date
She dropped the flawed mate
And cut off his balls with a knife

 

[Lia Monde]

She found out her new lover had a wife
Which led to a fight and some strife
On their very next date
She dropped the flawed mate
And cut off his balls with a knife

[That should teach the dick.]

After sex they had breakfast in bed

 

[stickygirl]

After sex they had breakfast in bed
He was exhausted by sex, so she said

 

[Lia Monde]

After sex they had breakfast in bed
He was exhausted by sex, so she said
So as they munched sweetly

 

[stickygirl]

After sex they had breakfast in bed
He was exhausted by sex, so she said
So as they munched sweetly
She begged him so meekly

 

[Lia Monde]

After sex they had breakfast in bed
He was exhausted by sex, so she said
So as they munched sweetly
She begged him so meekly
To allow her to give him some head.

 

[stickygirl]

There was a young girl in a boat




(traditional styley)

 

[ga400us]

There was a young girl in a boat
With hopes that soon it would float

 

[Wintermute01]

There was a young girl in a boat
With hopes that soon it would float
She was caulking the holes

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

There was a young girl in a boat
With hopes that soon it would float
She was caulking the holes
With several young men's poles

 

[Wintermute01]

There was a young girl in a boat
With hopes that soon it would float
She was caulking the holes
With several young men's poles
The longest one reaching her throat

 

[Lia Monde]

A man from the West mounted a horse