Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[saltysol]

A horse is a horse, of course.
But a man can be hung like a horse
They hang horses, too?
See for yourself on the ol tumblroo

 

[Cymru6969]

A horse is a horse, of course.
But a man can be hung like a horse
They hang horses, too?
See for yourself on the ol tumblroo
Always a reliable source

 

[weespanner]

Side saddle or simply bareback?

 

[sweetsauce]

ROFL...I loved that ^ one!!

Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs

 

[stickygirl]

Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists

 

[TomBoner]

Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
guys with boners

 

[Cymru6969]

Side saddle or simply bareback?
Depends what's in your box of tack



Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
Pained look on their face

 

[stickygirl]

Side saddle or simply bareback?
Depends what's in your box of tack
It could be a crop



Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
Pained look on their face
flushed red in disgrace

 

[sweetsauce]

Side saddle or simply bareback?
Depends what's in your box of tack
It could be a crop
A bridle or stirrop <ok I deliberately spelled it wrong poetic licence ya know>



Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
Pained look on their face
flushed red in disgrace
As Sir puts them in all sorts of lifts!

hugs sticky

 

[GreenBanana]

Side saddle or simply bareback?
Depends what's in your box of tack
It could be a crop
A bridle or stirrop
These syllables are too slack.

 

[Cymru6969]

Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
guys with boners
organ donors

 

[stickygirl]

Tumblrs a great place for hot gifs
for girls wearing cuffs on their wrists
guys with boners
organ donors
Grinding away with their hips

 

[Cymru6969]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole

 

[hotternow]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole
That really was so not the goal

 

[weespanner]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole
That really was so not the goal
She struggled to speak

 

[stickygirl]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole
That really was so not the goal
She struggled to speak
as his cock sprung a leak

 

[weespanner]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole
That really was so not the goal
She struggled to speak
as his cock sprung a leak
"You thould have ordered thome more coal!"

 

[Cymru6969]

Her tongue stuck to his frozen pole
That really was so not the goal
She struggled to speak
as his cock sprung a leak
"You thould have ordered thome more coal!"

!!!

The "Cumsicle" food truck was born

 

[weespanner]

The "Cumsicle" food truck was born
Hope it drives by my place then morn!

 

[Cymru6969]

The "Cumsicle" food truck was born
Hope it drives by my place then morn!
They need more batter

 

[weespanner]

The "Cumsicle" food truck was born
Hope it drives by my place then morn!
They need more batter
For a great big splatter

 

[Cymru6969]

The "Cumsicle" food truck was born
Hope it drives by my place then morn!
They need more batter
For a great big splatter
Truly original food porn

g'night Wee

 

[saltysol]

Mighty Neptune a fountain did unleash

 

[Lia Monde]

Mighty Neptune a fountain did unleash
It swept away all on the beach

 

[cliteatingman]

Mighty Neptune a fountain did unleash
It swept away all on the beach
When the tide receded