Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[cliteatingman]

Mighty Neptune a fountain did unleash
It swept away all on the beach
When the tide receded
The people pleaded

 

[Cymru6969]

Mighty Neptune a fountain did unleash
It swept away all on the beach
When the tide receded
The people pleaded
For calm seas...please pass the hashish

 

[sweetsauce]

She really loved smoking the weed

 

[TomBoner]

She really loved smoking the weed
particularly when her pussy did bleed

 

[Cymru6969]

She really loved smoking the weed
Made her horny for more man seed

 

[sweetsauce]

She really loved smoking the weed
particularly when her pussy did bleed
So lusty was she



She really loved smoking the weed
Made her horny for more man seed
It made her clit throb

Hugs Cymru and Tom

 

[Cymru6969]

She really loved smoking the weed
particularly when her pussy did bleed
So lusty was she
She did it for free



She really loved smoking the weed
Made her horny for more man seed
It made her clit throb
When she sucked his knob

Hugs Back Sauce

 

[weespanner]

She really loved smoking the weed
particularly when her pussy did bleed
So lusty was she
She did it for free
Then "Roll me another" she'd plead


She really loved smoking the weed
Made her horny for more man seed
It made her clit throb
When she sucked his knob
So she swallowed his cum with greed

 

[sweetsauce]

loved the endings wee hugs!!!

 

[TomBoner]

"Fuck me" she said in a gutter tone

 

[stickygirl]

"Fuck me" she said in a gutter tone
As he spoke his boss on a mobile phone


( we have mobile phones - they're like cell phones, but mobile )

 

[TomBoner]

( we have mobile phones - they're like cell phones, but mobile )

Are cell phones non-mobile?

Mornin' sticks!

"Fuck me" she said in a gutter tone
As he spoke his boss on a mobile phone
Hi dick slid in

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

"Fuck me" she said in a gutter tone
As he spoke his boss on a mobile phone
Hi dick slid in
Balls on her chin

 

[Cymru6969]

"Fuck me" she said in a gutter tone
As he spoke his boss on a mobile phone
His dick slid in
Balls on her chin
Making his sales pitch with a moan

 

[sweetsauce]

hahaha! good one!

 

[mamasota]

All these good ones put meat on the bone






* saucey!

 

[weespanner]

((mama!!))


All these good ones put meat on the bone
Now I have to lose half a stone!"





*about 14lbs in the US

 

[Cymru6969]

All these good ones put meat on the bone
Now I have to lose half a stone!"
Work it off fucking

 

[weespanner]

All these good ones put meat on the bone
Now I have to lose half a stone!"
Work it off fucking
And not nip-and-tucking

 

[Cymru6969]

All these good ones put meat on the bone
Now I have to lose half a stone!"
Work it off fucking
And not nip-and-tucking
To achieve top muscle tone

 

[Mockingjay]

When I went to the library, I saw

 

[badjanus]

When I went to the library I saw
A woman who could dislocate her jaw,

 

[saltysol]

When I went to the library, I saw
A couple breaking the law

 

[saltysol]

When I went to the library I saw
A woman who could dislocate her jaw,
She read as she sucked

 

[Mockingjay]

When I went to the library, I saw
A couple breaking the law
Making noises in a corner