Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

nice! ^


Mona Little had a large appetite

 

[TomBoner]

Mona Little had a large appetite
for she worked during the day as a masonite.

 

[stickygirl]

Mona Little had a large appetite
for she worked during the day as a masonite
She pulled in big tips

 

[weespanner]

Mona Little had a large appetite
for she worked during the day as a masonite
She pulled in big tips
By wiggling her hips

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mona Little had a large appetite
for she worked during the day as a masonite
She pulled in big tips
By wiggling her hips
And fucking the laddies at night

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I look into your eyes of blue

 

[stickygirl]

I look into your eyes of blue
and wonder if it can be true

 

[weespanner]

I look into your eyes of blue
and wonder if it can be true
A virgin, you say?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I look into your eyes of blue
and wonder if it can be true
A virgin, you say?
T'would so make my day

 

[weespanner]

I look into your eyes of blue
and wonder if it can be true
A virgin, you say?
T'would so make my day
As long as you don't split in two

 

[sweetsauce]

Sue had a talent so rare

great lymericks above

 

[dearc]

Sue had a talent so rare
She displayed with such flare

 

[sweetsauce]

Sue had a talent so rare
She displayed with such flare
Ping pong balls pop

 

[dearc]

Sue had a talent so rare
She displayed with such flare
Ping pong balls pop
From bottom to top

 

[sweetsauce]

Sue had a talent so rare
She displayed with such flare
Ping pong balls pop
From bottom to top
For dollars she'd take any dare!

 

[Lia Monde]

Melissa was a hairy sort of lass

 

[sweetsauce]

Melissa was a hairy sort of lass
Her beard gave her lots of class

 

[Lia Monde]

Melissa was a hairy sort of lass
Her beard gave her lots of class
But the hair on her chest

 

[sweetsauce]

Melissa was a hairy sort of lass
Her beard gave her lots of class
But the hair on her chest
A nice plaited vest

OMG what are we writing here? sure to give the guys a hard on...lmao

 

[Lia Monde]

Melissa was a hairy sort of lass
Her beard gave her lots of class
But the hair on her chest
A nice plaited vest
Made all the heads turn when she'd pass.

Well, we know it doesn't take much to give the boys a hard on, but a hairy woman is a special kind of attraction.

 

[sweetsauce]

lol here's to "special interests" then! great finish!

 

[Lia Monde]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes


[While we're on the subject of hair]

 

[sweetsauce]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes
The design she craved was of some cubes

lmfao...so crazy

 

[Lia Monde]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes
The design she craved was of some cubes
An artist obliged her


[You had a nice line. Sometimes veering into craziness is fun and inspiring.]

 

[Cymru6969]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes
The design she craved was of some cubes
An artist obliged her
Picasso, mais bien sûr