Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes
The design she craved was of some cubes
An artist obliged her
Picasso, mais bien sûr
Just hope she doesn't have square boobs!

 

[Cymru6969]

Nicki asked for help shaving her pubes
The design she craved was of some cubes
An artist obliged her
Picasso, mais bien sûr
Just hope she doesn't have square boobs!

A special bra was invented

 

[weespanner]

Cymru X

A special bra was invented
That made them look curvy, not dented

 

[Cymru6969]

A special bra was invented
That made them look curvy, not dented
Titanium cups


wonderful, witty & womanly Weespanner

 

[weespanner]

A special bra was invented
That made them look curvy, not dented
Titanium cups
To support the pups

 

[Cymru6969]

A special bra was invented
That made them look curvy, not dented
Titanium cups
To support the pups
Her silk blouse now nicely tented

 

[stickygirl]

She only bent down in the street

 

[sweetsauce]

She only bent down in the street
A temptation for most that she meets

 

[stickygirl]

She only bent down in the street
A temptation for most that she meets
When the vicar passed by

 

[mamasota]

She only bent down in the street
A temptation for most that she meets
When the vicar passed by
Her plump rump caught his eye

 

[HellBenttoo]

She only bent down in the street
A temptation for most that she meets
When the vicar passed by
Her plump rump caught his eye
"tis sweet when pussy meets meat.

 

[stickygirl]

She only bent down in the street
A temptation for most that she meets
When the vicar passed by
Her plump rump caught his eye
and he dreamt of our soles for a week

Hey - I like that HB ^^

 

[HellBenttoo]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock

 

[weespanner]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
The devil got to him

 

[HellBenttoo]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
"oh dear", he did mutter

 

[weespanner]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
The devil got to him
He's now dreaming of quim



Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
"oh dear", he did mutter
His mind in the gutter

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
The devil got to him
He's now dreaming of quim
And came right there in his sock



Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
"oh dear", he did mutter
His mind in the gutter
I must go attend to my flock

 

[mamasota]

Now the vicar is hard as a rock
He's made a tent in his frock
The devil got to him
Imagine how she'd do him!
A quick suck under his cassock


hi keds n all you fine limers

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He liked to edge to naughty porn



*Hi mama!

 

[HellBenttoo]

He liked to edge to naughty porn
From late at night to early morn

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He liked to edge to naughty porn
From late at night to early morn
He got so backed up

 

[weespanner]

He liked to edge to naughty porn
From late at night to early morn
He got so backed up
He filled a pint cup

 

[Adre]

He liked to edge to naughty porn
From late at night to early morn
He got so backed up
He filled a pint cup
Then lubed up an ear of sweet corn

 

[mamasota]

LOL ^

And Eliza was good at shucking corn