Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

And Eliza was good at shucking corn
And so a new technique was born

 

[weespanner]

And Eliza was good at shucking corn
And so a new technique was born
Rip the foreskin off???

 

[kedsnbourbon]

And Eliza was good at shucking corn
And so a new technique was born
Rip the foreskin off???
A real show-off

 

[weespanner]

And Eliza was good at shucking corn
And so a new technique was born
Rip the foreskin off???
A real show-off
She's now starring in "Shucks!", the porn

 

[October46]

I once new a girl from Nantucket!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I once new a girl from Nantucket!
Every phrase from her mouth was, "Fuck it!"

 

[weespanner]

I once new a girl from Nantucket!
Every phrase from her mouth was, "Fuck it!"
She talked in her sleep

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I once new a girl from Nantucket!
Every phrase from her mouth was, "Fuck it!"
She talked in her sleep
Which caused him to weep

 

[weespanner]

I once new a girl from Nantucket!
Every phrase from her mouth was, "Fuck it!"
She talked in her sleep
Which caused him to weep
So he covered her head with a bucket

 

[Lia Monde]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond

 

[stickygirl]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand

 

[sweetsauce]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarentee

 

[HellBenttoo]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarentee
Made her the envy

 

[Cymru6969]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarantee
The "Rewards" policy

 

[weespanner]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarantee
Made her the envy
Of all the friends of Lia Monde


Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarantee
The "Rewards" policy
- Lose viirginity and beyond!

 

[Cymru6969]

Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarantee
Made her the envy
Of all the friends of Lia Monde


Of Tupperware Darlene was quite fond
Especially the Tupperware Wand
The lifetime guarantee
The "Rewards" policy
- Lose viirginity and beyond!

Brava, brava!


Do you like on-line or big box?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Brava, brava!


Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox

 

[weespanner]

Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox
It's online for me

 

[mamasota]

Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox
It's online for me
I'll take big, definitely!



wee

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox
It's online for me
Yes, me too... oui, wee

*oops... hey mama! sorry I stepped on your toesies

 

[weespanner]

Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox
It's online for me
I'll take big, definitely!
I think Mama is talking 'bout cocks!



Do you like on-line or big box?
I like the kind that rocks my sox
It's online for me
Yes, me too... oui, wee
It saves me from walking ten blocks


((hugs all round to the limerick crew!))

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Paul and Wanda came out to play

*hugs backattcha, wee

 

[weespanner]

Paul and Wanda came out to play
So I had fun with them all day

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Paul and Wanda came out to play
So I had fun with them all day
Such great friends they are

 

[weespanner]

Paul and Wanda came out to play
So I had fun with them all day
Such great friends they are
My favourites by far