Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

Paul and Wanda came out to play
So I had fun with them all day
Such great friends they are
My favourites by far
When I'm done I just put them away

 

[Lia Monde]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude

 

[Cymru6969]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude
Met up with a well hung young dude

 

[Lia Monde]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude
Met up with a well hung young dude
He planted his seed

 

[Cymru6969]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude
Met up with a well hung young dude
He planted his seed
Denied when she peed

 

[Lia Monde]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude
Met up with a well hung young dude
He planted his seed
Denied when she peed
Which ruined the amorous mood

 

[Cymru6969]

On Earth Day young Wanda went nude
Met up with a well hung young dude
He planted his seed
Denied when she peed
Which ruined the amorous mood

Next time, drink less beer my love

 

[Lia Monde]

Next time, drink less beer my love
That's something not to be deprived of

 

[Cymru6969]

Next time, drink less beer my love
That's something not to be deprived of
I'll oft pee me pants

 

[Lia Monde]

Next time, drink less beer my love
That's something not to be deprived of
I'll oft pee me pants
Dampening romance

 

[weespanner]

Next time, drink less beer my love
That's something not to be deprived of
I'll oft pee me pants
Dampening romance
So treat my bladder with a kid glove

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A lady sneaked into his bed

 

[sweetsauce]

A lady sneaked into his bed
Her thought was to give him some head

 

[CapnCuddly]

A lady sneaked into his bed
Her thought was to give him some head

But imagine her shock

 

[sweetsauce]

A lady sneaked into his bed
Her thought was to give him some head
But imagine her shock
He was wearing a frock!

 

[weespanner]

A lady sneaked into his bed
Her thought was to give him some head
But imagine her shock
He was wearing a frock
So she played with her pussy instead

((sweets))

 

[stickygirl]

Her fingers soon became slick

 

[sweetsauce]

wee hugs!

"Special interests" are all very well

 

[stickygirl]

"Special interests" are all very well
I'd started a rhyme, can't you tell?

 

[Jaime_H]

"Special interests" are all very well
I'd started a rhyme, can't you tell?
A Haiku it's not

 

[mamasota]

Her fingers soon became slick
Desire mounting for a well girthed dick

 

[hotternow]

"Special interests" are all very well
I'd started a rhyme, can't you tell?
A Haiku it's not
But still very hot

 

[mamasota]

"Special interests" are all very well
I'd started a rhyme, can't you tell?
A Haiku it's not
But we can thicken the plot



: ) ladies

 

[stickygirl]

"Special interests" are all very well
I'd started a rhyme, can't you tell?
A Haiku it's not
But still very hot
Pentameters right to the bell

 

[Cymru6969]

Her fingers soon became slick
Desire mounting for a well girthed dick
Housekeeping could wait