Writing Exercise (ten words or less)

[elsol]

I learned to hide a spare set of car keys.

 

[Grushenka]

I slapped your mother around, Junior. I didn't kill her!

Ok, Ok, you win too. This is my favorite. Now go rest.

 

[scriptordelecto]

She would have been ten tomorrow.

 

[cumallday]

Bukkake scene take two. And...action!

 

[cumallday]

I found my soul in her heart.

 

[gauchecritic]

"You going to answer that?"

"They'll call back."

They didn't.

 

[elsol]

(Cheating cause I cant' lose the 11th word!)

"Salt, please."

"No."

"What?"

"No."

"I don't..."

"Understand?"

"Yes."

"I know."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

This cat is my sister. You need to help her.

 

[Brandii]

Love is a cruel alliance and loneliness, her closest friend.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have no friends. They abandoned me. Pass the salt?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

She was a perfect woman, but I was too flawed.

 

[gauchecritic]

She was a perfect woman, but I was too flawed.

She was the perfect woman and I too was flawed.

 

[jomar]

I stared at the fire long after it was over.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

They began by living happily ever after, until the Apocalypse.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hit it so hard it went in the wrong hole...

 

[jomar]

No, the ambulance just left Ma'am. I'm very sorry.

 

[jomar]

What do you mean there's no money in the account!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I know I put pants on this morning before work...

 

[jomar]

We apologize for the delay. Your call will be answered...

 

[cumallday]

She found her pubic hair in my coke.

 

[oggbashan]

I fucked my sister - now I know she is.

Og

 

[kairotic]

Feeling un-festive, I punched Santa back.

 

[jomar]

No reservation? That's impossible. I called two months ago!


(Good thread Grushenka. )

 

[oggbashan]

"Kiss you there? It's hairy."

"I could shave..."

 

[Grushenka]

She was a perfect woman, but I was too flawed.

Without the 'too' (it's unnecessary, flawed is enough of an apposite to perfect, yes I mean apposite), I think it carries just the right melancholic inflection. You get a 'runner-up', or at least a .

She was the perfect woman and I too was flawed.

Derivative, you're disqualified.