Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

:) well how about that I like Mac and cheese ;)



I like you naked and I know of the perfect way to keep you warm

I get to be the mac. So you're the cheese.

I need to hear more about your intentions with me. ;)

That smile! Grrr it melts me.

Better be careful though. It might make the "dick" less believable.

I like you melting. Or being wet in general.

I think being a dick comes natural, smiles aside.
 
I'm also sarcastic, stubborn and can be a selfish asshole.

If you've not stopped reading yet, I'm also an attention whore and I come bearing pics and witty banter.

This train wreck could last all of five minutes.

Line up ladies*


*sarcasm.

This has "dumpster fire" written all over it :rolleyes:
 
hmm??? no without your ass being cute, your wit might boarder on annoying;)
 
Pic update. Not leaving these up long due to possible contract violations.

Or something.
 
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More...pics....less talk....

there's also a problem with your profile pic and av....it's not me....
 
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