Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

[SassySheDevil]

I was in a fucking state this morning.

I love this picture.

 

[Miasorrow]

He is gorgeous.

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

I was in a fucking state this morning.

Fucking sexy. My night has improved considerably.

 

[jenibee]

I was in a fucking state this morning.

I think you and I were in the same state.

 

[VixenEllie]

*****

 

[morninwould]

Where do I go to get to this state?

Head north, then go south when you get here.

I need to be around next time you're in a fucking state.

If you were around me I'd be in that state. That's a guarantee.

Mmmm. I like that state.

You should lick that state.

I love this picture.

Thanks. I loved making it.

He is gorgeous.

He is a she.

Kidding. He likes you too.

Fucking sexy. My night has improved considerably.

I'm glad I could help, but you helped me first.

I think you and I were in the same state.

If you and I were in the same state and you didn't stop by to fuck me I'd be pissed. For future reference.

A hard morning means a good day. It would for me, at least, if you were around.

If you were around me, I wouldn't let you out of bed.

 

[morninwould]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

 

[eLLEXa]

Hey. I just checked a map. Did you know that your state closely borders a land called Fucktopia, in which I live? It is ruled by a God-Ass who may be interested in negotiating a sex treaty with you. Want me to hook you up?

P.S. *DROOL* So soooo want your state to be in me.

 

[whorenextdoor]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

I need to visit that state, like now.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

Fuck!

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

That is a must-have.

 

[Aconitum19]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

Oh my word that could leave one speechless

 

[chinakat]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

Fuck. This was a good pic to wake up to.

 

[jenibee]

Same state close up. Get it 'fore it's gone.

Whatever could you be looking at? Also you're making my mouth water over here.

 

[rubydlite]

How did I miss these? When you're in a state I need those coordinates pluged into my gps immediately. ..

 

[_Lorelei_]

...........

 

[_Lorelei_]

...................

 

[morninwould]

Hey. I just checked a map. Did you know that your state closely borders a land called Fucktopia, in which I live? It is ruled by a God-Ass who may be interested in negotiating a sex treaty with you. Want me to hook you up?

P.S. *DROOL* So soooo want your state to be in me.

I think that's an awesome idea.

I need to visit that state, like now.

like yesterday.

Fuck!

You like huh?

That is a must-have.

You are a must have.

Oh my word that could leave one speechless

Could or did?

Fuck. This was a good pic to wake up to.

You need to wake up with that in you.

Whatever could you be looking at? Also you're making my mouth water over here.

I like your mouth. I want it on me.

How did I miss these? When you're in a state I need those coordinates pluged into my gps immediately. ..

You know where to find me.

Did I just spy an escaped Anaconda?

You should put your pole in my hole

I want my pole in your hole. And my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. And you fucking do.

 

[Aconitum19]

Ok it did leave me speechless

 

[morninwould]

Ok it did leave me speechless

That's one if the side effects. Gotta read the fine print.

 

[VixenEllie]

*****

 

[Aconitum19]

That's one if the side effects. Gotta read the fine print.

I was too busy admiring the crown jewels to look at the small print

 

[Stackeydreams]

I'm assuming that you're no longer in your "state" as its been way more than 4 hours and that would not be good....

But, that was a very nice state you were in. I hope it didn't go to waste.

 

[morninwould]

You know, with the thread title, you were making unsubstantiated boasts before. Earlier your reputation preceded you, but now…well, something else is clearly leading the way and arriving well before the rest of you.

My reputation and my erection precede me.

I was too busy admiring the crown jewels to look at the small print

We call those family jewels in the South.

I'm assuming that you're no longer in your "state" as its been way more than 4 hours and that would not be good....

But, that was a very nice state you were in. I hope it didn't go to waste.

If I were still in my state I'd have had to call a doctor. Or seven hookers.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You like huh?

Yeah, a little.