You Are Standing Here Completely Naked
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nekkid to the world
Hmm, here goes,
Standard male features (normal number of fingers, toes, ears, nostrils, etc.)
43 y/o caucasian
5-11 3/4 (unless I'm in shoes, then I'm 6ft!)
185 pounds
Graying brown hair; no bald spots
Hazel Eyes and spectacles
Light to moderate chest hair extending on down.... 16 inch neck, 32 inch sleeve
Slight paunch/gut (despite running several times a week) 35 inch waist, 32 inch inseam
Some ladies have told me I have a cute butt and that my size, on the front end of things is more than adequate.
Size 11 feet, 2 of 'em that are sometimes clumsy
If this fires up any of the ladies, please serenade me as you deem appropriate. Flattery will get you everywhere. The things we do on these boards! Y'all take care.
Hmm, here goes,
Standard male features (normal number of fingers, toes, ears, nostrils, etc.)
43 y/o caucasian
5-11 3/4 (unless I'm in shoes, then I'm 6ft!)
185 pounds
Graying brown hair; no bald spots
Hazel Eyes and spectacles
Light to moderate chest hair extending on down.... 16 inch neck, 32 inch sleeve
Slight paunch/gut (despite running several times a week) 35 inch waist, 32 inch inseam
Some ladies have told me I have a cute butt and that my size, on the front end of things is more than adequate.
Size 11 feet, 2 of 'em that are sometimes clumsy
If this fires up any of the ladies, please serenade me as you deem appropriate. Flattery will get you everywhere. The things we do on these boards! Y'all take care.
meop79
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Re: Re: Re: Re: So smart guy what do you have to ......
You know wendy I'm really thirsty could you please sit on my face?
Meop79@yahoo.com
sexyspank said:
Ah but so are you naked sexylady
Wendy
You know wendy I'm really thirsty could you please sit on my face?
Meop79@yahoo.com
Angelofsex
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Re: nekkid to the world
I would love to see your cute butt.
MadKing said:
I would love to see your cute butt.
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Hair: A few inches past my shoulders, Auburn
Face: Hazel eyes, full lips, a little big kinda weird shaped nose, a few blemishes.
Height: 5'5 1/2
Weight: 100
Body: Skinny, medium-large breasts (32 C), Small hips, long but skinny legs. flat stomach.
Ass: Nice but small
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
Face: Hazel eyes, full lips, a little big kinda weird shaped nose, a few blemishes.
Height: 5'5 1/2
Weight: 100
Body: Skinny, medium-large breasts (32 C), Small hips, long but skinny legs. flat stomach.
Ass: Nice but small
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
badmatt
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HornyHottie69
MMMM You sound delicious and yummy to me, not too anything.
HornyHottie69 said:Hair: A few inches past my shoulders, Auburn
Face: Hazel eyes, full lips, a little big kinda weird shaped nose, a few blemishes.
Height: 5'5 1/2
Weight: 100
Body: Skinny, medium-large breasts (32 C), Small hips, long but skinny legs. flat stomach.
Ass: Nice but small
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
MMMM You sound delicious and yummy to me, not too anything.
Falkieri
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HornyHottie69 said:Hair: A few inches past my shoulders, Auburn
Face: Hazel eyes, full lips, a little big kinda weird shaped nose, a few blemishes.
Height: 5'5 1/2
Weight: 100
Body: Skinny, medium-large breasts (32 C), Small hips, long but skinny legs. flat stomach.
Ass: Nice but small
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
Your description sounds great, I doubt you really have to worry that you're too skinny. Of course, I have such a weakness for auburn hair you'd no doubt look sexy to me.
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Welcome to lit!!HornyHottie69 said:
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
There is never to skinny, unless ur a toof pick, lol... wich i highly doubt cause your around the same weight as me
mayi
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oh what the heck
height: 5'7
weight:......i have no idea, i don't touch the scale
eyes: they change from dark blue to light blue, but look like crystals
hair: dark blonde/light brown, cury, brushes shoulders
measurements: 36DD/28/38
legs: average to heavy, i have muscular thights
over all, the breasts are the best feature, then the eyes and the smile/laugh. i am usually smiling or laughing at something (myself). the breasts are all mine (thanks to two kids) and the rest i work on. i like to swim and try to 4 days a week, soooooo use you imagination to think how the rest of it looks.
mayi
height: 5'7
weight:......i have no idea, i don't touch the scale
eyes: they change from dark blue to light blue, but look like crystals
hair: dark blonde/light brown, cury, brushes shoulders
measurements: 36DD/28/38
legs: average to heavy, i have muscular thights
over all, the breasts are the best feature, then the eyes and the smile/laugh. i am usually smiling or laughing at something (myself). the breasts are all mine (thanks to two kids) and the rest i work on. i like to swim and try to 4 days a week, soooooo use you imagination to think how the rest of it looks.
mayi
Richard49
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Playing the bones
I prefer to start lower...the toe bones
Work up to the thigh bones
than jump up to the head bones
and work back done to those middle tones
Though I most admit that when I play them bones
I usually hear some rather high tones
<big evil grin>
sexyspank said:
The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone
The thigh bone is connected to the.....
Wendy
I prefer to start lower...the toe bones
Work up to the thigh bones
than jump up to the head bones
and work back done to those middle tones
Though I most admit that when I play them bones
I usually hear some rather high tones
<big evil grin>
Richard49
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yummy
You sound yummy to me
To bad you are not closer
Richard
Michigan
HornyHottie69 said:Hair: A few inches past my shoulders, Auburn
Face: Hazel eyes, full lips, a little big kinda weird shaped nose, a few blemishes.
Height: 5'5 1/2
Weight: 100
Body: Skinny, medium-large breasts (32 C), Small hips, long but skinny legs. flat stomach.
Ass: Nice but small
Overall: I'm too skinny!!!!
You sound yummy to me
To bad you are not closer
Richard
Michigan
sexyspank
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Re: oh what the heck
The breasts are all yours? How many have you got then?
Wendy
mayi said:height: 5'7
weight:......i have no idea, i don't touch the scale
eyes: they change from dark blue to light blue, but look like crystals
hair: dark blonde/light brown, cury, brushes shoulders
measurements: 36DD/28/38
legs: average to heavy, i have muscular thights
over all, the breasts are the best feature, then the eyes and the smile/laugh. i am usually smiling or laughing at something (myself). the breasts are all mine (thanks to two kids) and the rest i work on. i like to swim and try to 4 days a week, soooooo use you imagination to think how the rest of it looks.
mayi
The breasts are all yours? How many have you got then?
Wendy
sexyspank
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yummmy_baby said:Welcome to lit!!
There is never to skinny, unless ur a toof pick, lol... wich i highly doubt cause your around the same weight as me
Yummy you usually have me laughing. I haven't even got the medium to large breasts so does that make me a "toof pick" then?
Wendy
nicholasgreek
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Not at all
Sounds nice to me mayi.
I could try a glance behind the cracked door .......
mayi said:wow......i must be bad, no comments from the guys
mayi
Sounds nice to me mayi.
I could try a glance behind the cracked door .......
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4 get the guys thats y they make toy's..lol.....mayi said:wow......i must be bad, no comments from the guys
mayi
lol kidden
nicholasgreek
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WOW
I think i saw a pussy...cat .
Very nice Mayi.
mayi said:wow......i must be bad, no comments from the guys
mayi
I think i saw a pussy...cat .
Very nice Mayi.
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Re: oh what the heck
Well...haven't checked this thread out in a while...SexySpank and 1sexylady have been going back and forth...and I figure that a guy wasn't welcome...
so....
you sound great...love breasts (even yours SexySpank) and the eyes sound like something that I can get lost in...
mayi said:height: 5'7
weight:......i have no idea, i don't touch the scale
eyes: they change from dark blue to light blue, but look like crystals
hair: dark blonde/light brown, cury, brushes shoulders
measurements: 36DD/28/38
legs: average to heavy, i have muscular thights
over all, the breasts are the best feature, then the eyes and the smile/laugh. i am usually smiling or laughing at something (myself). the breasts are all mine (thanks to two kids) and the rest i work on. i like to swim and try to 4 days a week, soooooo use you imagination to think how the rest of it looks.
mayi
Well...haven't checked this thread out in a while...SexySpank and 1sexylady have been going back and forth...and I figure that a guy wasn't welcome...
so....
you sound great...love breasts (even yours SexySpank) and the eyes sound like something that I can get lost in...
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