You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

[sexyspank]

[footfalls] clumpy clump clump clump clump....

Yummy...all you have to do is show up...

Clumpy clumpy clump clump clump.

Here's some more Yummy




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

A deafening sound of clumpy clump etc as people all over the planet rush to greet yummy







wendy

 

[badmatt]

EroticLust

Since I am new on this list and everyone else here has disrobed at least once, I might as well throw in my stats also:

33 years old
Auburn hair, shoulder length
Blue eyes
Size 36B
5'5"
120 lbs
Great ass (as I've been told)
Pretty good shape for not working out that often
Nice, smooth feet
Trimmed bush
Straight, white teeth

I will leave the rest to the imagination...

EL

Hello there EroticLust....I was wondering if I might offer myself and my services...I would just love to get you in the shower.

 

[badmatt]

SexySlut2

Height: 5'7"
Weight: I could lose a few pounds
Hair: Thick, medium brown, past my shoulders and permed
Eyes: Dark blue
Skin: Soft and smooth
Breasts: 36-38D (depends on the bra!) large nipples, very sensitive
Pussy: Partially shaved (runway), always ready



~Sexy~

Hello there gorgeous....yum yum yum...can I have some?

 

[badmatt]

Raven Wilde

honest huh...well I suppose I must. (damn, can't even trim off a few pounds that way)

5'3
138lbs
blonde wavy hair to my back
sea blue (hazel) eyes
36 c
29waist
34hips
short finger nails
size 9 feet (I have a very good understanding lol)

Welcome aboard the crazy naked train....do you mind if I take a seat next to you? *trying not to be obvious as I look you up and down and lick my lips*

 

[Tantalizes]

yummy... did someone say Yummy?

Whisking into the room behind the stampedes of man, woman and beast.... What is the excitement about?

The soft murmurs build into chants
"Yummy, Yummy, Yummy"

Being a food channel buff I hang out to see What's Cooking.


Wild wonderer wandering in with a whisk,

Tantalizes

 

[crazy_canuck]

You are standing here completely naked.Be totally honest and describe your naked body for the other Lit Folk.

Remember now be honest





Wendy

You mean someone might acutally read this?
Oh geez! Alright then, here goes!

Race: Caucasian with naturally tanned looking skin
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 160lbs with a firm build (I compete in duathlons)
Hair: Brown with a style a la George Clooney
Eyes: Brown
Mr Happy: according to statistics, above average + trimmed pubes
Butt: the one feature that I get many compliments on
Body hair: none on chest or back
Piercings: both ears
Tattoos: an eagle (Indian Art, red & black) on my right shoulder blade

So that's me in a nutshell, or outside the nutshell I guess since you are all looking at my nakedness!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

You mean someone might acutally read this?
Oh geez! Alright then, here goes!

Race: Caucasian with naturally tanned looking skin
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 160lbs with a firm build (I compete in duathlons)
Hair: Brown with a style a la George Clooney
Eyes: Brown
Mr Happy: according to statistics, above average + trimmed pubes
Butt: the one feature that I get many compliments on
Body hair: none on chest or back
Piercings: both ears
Tattoos: an eagle (Indian Art, red & black) on my right shoulder blade

So that's me in a nutshell, or outside the nutshell I guess since you are all looking at my nakedness!

woohoooooooo and he is alllllllllllllll MINE *giggle*

 

[crazy_canuck]

Re: Re: Re: You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

woohoooooooo and he is alllllllllllllll MINE *giggle*

Would it be to early to bring up the possibility of a threesome?

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

Would it be to early to bring up the possibility of a threesome?

never too early!

 

[nicholasgreek]

Hello everybody

Entering the room :

Tall: 5 10
Weight: 170 Lbs
Caucacian
Brown short hair.
Male .

The rest upon request.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Hello everybody

Entering the room :

Tall: 5 10
Weight: 170 Lbs
Caucacian
Brown short hair.
Male .

The rest upon request.

*raises hand* i request, i request.......

 

[GambitandRogue]

Height: 5' 7"
Weight: Well, it is misleading since I am 7 mos pregnant and have a large solid frame (muscle weighs more than fat)
Hair: Naturally spiralled, dark flaming red that comes down past my back to about mid butt cheek
Eyes: green
Race: Caucasian
Butt: full and round
Pubic hair: partially shaven smooth
Piercings: both ears twice and belly button (thinking about a clit ring)
Bra: 40C

Rogue

 

[nicholasgreek]

Re: Re: Hello everybody

*raises hand* i request, i request.......

Ty Jewelz .

I am listening to your requests.

Ready to ...obey .

 

[Guest]

Re: yummy... did someone say Yummy?

Whisking into the room behind the stampedes of man, woman and beast.... What is the excitement about?

The soft murmurs build into chants
"Yummy, Yummy, Yummy"

Being a food channel buff I hang out to see What's Cooking.


Wild wonderer wandering in with a whisk,

Tantalizes

i heard sumone chanting yummy and assumed it ment me... do i have a big head or what?! lol..

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Re: yummy... did someone say Yummy?

i heard sumone chanting yummy and assumed it ment me... do i have a big head or what?! lol..

It was you Yummy. didn't you see the earlier posts?






Wendy

 

[Guest]

no i forgot to tell you i can't read.. just a few selective words.. hehehe....
well then aint they a sweetie, lol... Mel

 

[Rambrat]

no i forgot to tell you i can't read.. just a few selective words.. hehehe....
well then aint they a sweetie, lol... Mel

isn't she a pain...

 

[sexyspank]

no i forgot to tell you i can't read.. just a few selective words.. hehehe....
well then aint they a sweetie, lol... Mel

Mel you don't have to able to read in this thread. As long as you are standing completely naked You don't even have to be standing.

Get someone to read this to you Mel






Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

isn't she a pain...

Some pains I like






Wendy

 

[Guest]

OMG he called me a pain, lol...
Ur lucky i'm lady like and i dont have a potty mouth, u little shit you...lmao.. kidden...

Will Deleiver any pain wendy might wanna recive

 

[sexyspank]

OMG he called me a pain, lol...
Ur lucky i'm lady like and i dont have a potty mouth, u little shit you...lmao.. kidden...

Will Deleiver any pain wendy might wanna recive

You could start by hitting my lips with yours Mel







Wendy

 

[Draconianau]

Well Im

sorry cant do it just yet

 

[meop79]

Some pains I like
Wendy

Swats wendy's ass

Meop79@yahoo.com

 

[paphian]

Height: 5' 7"
Weight: Well, it is misleading since I am 7 mos pregnant and have a large solid frame (muscle weighs more than fat)
Hair: Naturally spiralled, dark flaming red that comes down past my back to about mid butt cheek
Eyes: green
Race: Caucasian
Butt: full and round
Pubic hair: partially shaven smooth
Piercings: both ears twice and belly button (thinking about a clit ring)
Bra: 40C

Rogue

Ahhhhhhhh!

*thunk* That would be the sound of major 'wood' striking the bottom of my keyboard tray.

You gotta warn us poor guys before you post stuff like this. Long red hair, green eyes, buxom and (one of my personal turn-ons) pregnant? Pregnant ladies are soooooooo sexy. They just *glow*.

I'm never gonna be able to extricate this woody from the bottom of my keyboard tray...