Your Secret Shame

[Evil Alpaca]

Maybe she sucks all the chocolate off first and then eats the wafers? Kinda like some people like to nibble all the chocolate from the outside of their reese's peanut butter cups. Not that I would ever do that to any of those. Especially not the reese's..

I would . . . Mmmh, Reese's . . . *drool*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought I was the only one that did that. I have a ritual when eating sweet tarts or smarties too...

color separation? I do that too....lol.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I don't do it anymore, but used when I ate M&M's I'd separate them into colors first. I would eat them in the order of Yellow, Orange, Green, Light Brown, the Dark Brown. When blue and red were added, I just stuck them on at th end. Now, I just eat them by the handfuls.

Oh... and I nibbled the chocolate off the sides and ends of the KitKat bars before eating the rest of it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't do it anymore, but used when I ate M&M's I'd separate them into colors first. I would eat them in the order of Yellow, Orange, Green, Light Brown, the Dark Brown. When blue and red were added, I just stuck them on at th end. Now, I just eat them by the handfuls.

Oh... and I nibbled the chocolate off the sides and ends of the KitKat bars before eating the rest of it.

I no longer feel like I'm alone.

 

[domjoe]

I didn't know you ate tarts, Carson. Excellent.

I used to lick all the color off the smarties and throw them away when they went white. Or I'd just pour the whole tube into my mouth, as I was in such a hurry to bang my fist on the empty tube and see how far I can pop the lid.

 

[carsonshepherd]

color separation? I do that too....lol.

No, that smacks of an OCD. I'm not a candy segregationist!

The ritual is complicated. It stems from my childhood. Our bank always gave smarties to the kids, and my brother and I would compete to see how many smarties we could line up in a row under our upper lip, so they covered our teeth, without them falling out.

People give me strange looks when I do that now, but it must be done.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, that smacks of an OCD. I'm not a candy segregationist!

The ritual is complicated. It stems from my childhood. Our bank always gave smarties to the kids, and my brother and I would compete to see how many smarties we could line up in a row under our upper lip, so they covered our teeth, without them falling out.

People give me strange looks when I do that now, but it must be done.

I do that with black olives when I go out to dinner with someone and smile at them when they least expect it and then act like there's nothing wrong.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I do that with black olives when I go out to dinner with someone and smile at them when they least expect it and then act like there's nothing wrong.

We should go out to dinner sometime - we'd have 'em rolling.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We should go out to dinner sometime - we'd have 'em rolling.

You're on babe.......even better in a higher class restraunt when you look at snooty kids who alert their parents and you swallow it and look back at them like they are insane.

 

[Kassiana]

I'm not ashamed of the fact that on occasions, my husband and I have thrown sugar packets at each other at restaurants. But we probably shouldn't go out with the rest of you to dinner unless you like that sort of thing. Any sugar pervs out there?

 

[Guest]

Ve have vays of getting bananas out of zu...

I'm sure you do.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not ashamed of the fact that on occasions, my husband and I have thrown sugar packets at each other at restaurants. But we probably shouldn't go out with the rest of you to dinner unless you like that sort of thing. Any sugar pervs out there?

You can come with Carson and I, the more less refined the better.

 

[Guest]

To tell the truth, I've been wracking my brains about the way you eat KitKats , Lou. All I can imagine is one of the following:

1. Eat them sideways

2. Leave the wrappers on

3. Dip them in tomato ketchup

Am I warm, or cold?

Tepid.

1. Again, that's bananas.

2. No, I like them nude.

3. It's a similar consistency to ketchup, but white not red.

 

[Kassiana]

You can come with Carson and I, the more less refined the better.

Then let's make it Starbucks. They have raw sugar there.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Tepid.

1. Again, that's bananas.

2. No, I like them nude.

3. It's a similar consistency to ketchup, but white not red.

It's not mayonnaise, is it? Cause that is really fucked up.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't do it anymore, but used when I ate M&M's I'd separate them into colors first. I would eat them in the order of Yellow, Orange, Green, Light Brown, the Dark Brown. When blue and red were added, I just stuck them on at th end. Now, I just eat them by the handfuls.

Oh... and I nibbled the chocolate off the sides and ends of the KitKat bars before eating the rest of it.

EVERYONE knows the red ones taste the best!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then let's make it Starbucks. They have raw sugar there.

We'll go there, steal some sugar and then go to one of those fafafa restraunts and pretend we won money on a game show and decided to eat like the fancy folks.

 

[Guest]

It's not mayonnaise, is it? Cause that is really fucked up.

What do you take me for?

Close, but no banana.

 

[carsonshepherd]

What do you take me for?

Close, but no banana.

I see where you're headed An odd combo of flavors, but I've certainly had worse.

 

[Guest]

I see where you're headed An odd combo of flavors, but I've certainly had worse.

What do you mean, "odd"?

It's the perfect accompaniment for anything.

 

[Liar]

I have a ritual when eating sweet tarts or smarties too...

Smarties is, of course, consumed in a manner so that you always have a good balance of colors left.

 

[English Lady]

All the orange smarties have to be saved till last. they're the yummiest

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I see where you're headed An odd combo of flavors, but I've certainly had worse.

My ex never got over the fact that my family eats Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.

 

[carsonshepherd]

All the orange smarties have to be saved till last. they're the yummiest

Yummy? We must have different smarties here, because ours are just little pieces of chalky sugar.

 

[Guest]

All the orange smarties have to be saved till last. they're the yummiest

Now, I'm the complete opposite in that repsect. I eat the orange ones first, because they're my least favourite. The rest taste of chocolate, they taste of oranges. They fuck with my brain.