You're a burglar...

[ydahecnot]

The handle off the lawn mower

 

[barefootgirl69]

Has anybody stolen the knobs off the cooker yet (too lazy to read back through)

Not yet lol

 

[scooter66]

I'd take all the condiments from the refrigerator.

 

[EbersMoll]

The shoe laces from all of the left shoes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am going to take all of the photos out of the photo frames and replace them with pictures of animal genitalia

 

[AmberLGreen]

The handle off the lawn mower

You are just taking the piss now, sunshine!

 

[ydahecnot]

The jacks out of the deck of playing cards

 

[Cat]

I am taking all the knots.. no more.. sailor knots.. no more girl or boy scouts tying knots..

 

[cheekygirl75]

All the chocolate chips out of the chocolate chip cookies

 

[Sea_Panda]

I’m taking all the cheeks and all the cats.

 

[Cat]

I’m taking all the cheeks and all the cats.

... Well...

I have taken all the oceans...

 

[Xerxes82]

All the mechanical pencil leads, but only smaller than .7.

 

[Cat]

All the mechanical pencil leads, but only smaller than .7.

Does anyone use them bigger than .7.... Wait.. I am not sure, that I want to hear the answer

 

[Sea_Panda]

Okay, I’m about to win this… are you ready for it?

 

[Cat]

Okay, I’m about to win this… are you ready for it?

..... We are teammates... You silly head!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the dinner plates and leaving the rest.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Sometimes you just have to blaze your own trail…

That said, I am stealing all the photons. So, no light, and I just broke a bunch of the laws of physics. So, universe over, I win.

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm taking that shoebox full of dirty pictures and unmarked flash drives

 

[Cat]

Sometimes you just have to blaze your own trail…

That said, I am stealing all the photons. So, no light, and I just broke a bunch of the laws of physics. So, universe over, I win.

Good try....

I am stealing time..

#Rewind /Rinse/Repeat

 

[ydahecnot]

I am stealing the rims off paper plates

 

[Sea_Panda]

Nooooooo…. My one weakness, someone else with an imagination as ridiculous as my own…

Im stealing @barefootgirl69 ’s nail clippers.

 

[Cat]

I am taking all the shoe cabinets ⛸

 

[CutieJo]

I'm stealing @barefootgirl69's amazing sense of humor!

 

[CutieJo]

I'm also going take @Sea_Panda's quarks, every little tiny charge.

 

[CutieJo]

I am taking all the shoe cabinets ⛸

How many shoes do you have? I'm so jealous!