You're feeling blue ... what do you do to perk yourself up?

[privyjo]

Glad u love it
Cool, so how many H worthy tales have you penned?

Tiz not good for me to have someone to be a smart ass with after dark, you are over 21 right?
Cos then I would have to induce this site with a thread about an underage smarty ass whose wit was all over me, making me laugh n smirk. ROFL

Look at you with the, doesn't quite feel right. LOL, fucking smart ass, love it!
Gee, I don't get it. What.......could.........the............pause..........suggest?

moi, a writer? no....no....most of my fantasies remain firmly entrenched in my mind...a sad state of affairs to be sure...

okay sweetie, your birthyear is really 1970 as you say in your profile, right? You are over 18, right? you wouldn't be lying about your age would you? Otherwise I will have to report you to the owners of the site as being underaged and have you banned.... and I will go down in the Lit books as a really fucking stupid older dumb bitch!

and Venus on Top? Name of a book about female leaders and the men who love them? Are you saying you are a guy who gets the hots for lesbians and if you could just have one night you could straighten out a lesbian? Ooohh, how many times through the years have I heard that line...

and based on one of your suggestions, I have changed my location to "Members Only" since I have been told I am really just too damn picky for my own good... must be over 21 enter.

 

[MsNouriche]

moi, a writer? no....no....most of my fantasies remain firmly entrenched in my mind...a sad state of affairs to be sure...

okay sweetie, your birthyear is really 1970 as you say in your profile, right? You are over 18, right? you wouldn't be lying about your age would you? Otherwise I will have to report you to the owners of the site as being underaged and have you banned.... and I will go down in the Lit books as a really fucking stupid older dumb bitch!

and Venus on Top? Name of a book about female leaders and the men who love them? Are you saying you are a guy who gets the hots for lesbians and if you could just have one night you could straighten out a lesbian? Ooohh, how many times through the years have I heard that line...

and based on one of your suggestions, I have changed my location to "Members Only" since I have been told I am really just too damn picky for my own good... must be over 21 enter.

Oooooh, older huh? So get over yourself! LOL And yes, you are a "dumb bitch" I have it on good authority

Yep, I can't remember 18, and my 20's were a bunch of self induced numbing years. But as mind altering as those years were, I still knew I was a woman.
I didn't love much then but I always loved being a woman. Even then.

Yeah, I get it too, just different crap. Like a lez telling me I'm not really into women, or a man telling me he can show me what a 'real' lez is like, or a gay man hating me cos his lover looked at me and so he wants to rip my face off.
All about the YAWN factor.

Ok, yeah sounds like a dumb book. I was referring to it for a whole other reason though

 

[privyjo]

Oooooh, older huh? So get over yourself! LOL And yes, you are a "dumb bitch" I have it on good authority

Yep, I can't remember 18, and my 20's were a bunch of self induced numbing years. But as mind altering as those years were, I still knew I was a woman.
I didn't love much then but I always loved being a woman. Even then.

Yeah, I get it too, just different crap. Like a lez telling me I'm not really into women, or a man telling me he can show me what a 'real' lez is like, or a gay man hating me cos his lover looked at me and so he wants to rip my face off.
All about the YAWN factor.

Ok, yeah sounds like a dumb book. I was referring to it for a whole other reason though

still...Venus on Top doesn't feel quite right to me unless...

how bout Mound of Venus

people are just frickin' weird - one reason I love reading all the different threads - o - guess some must think I'm weird too

and I tried to get over myself but strained my back in teh tryin...

 

[MsNouriche]

still...Venus on Top doesn't feel quite right to me unless...

how bout Mound of Venus

people are just frickin' weird - one reason I love reading all the different threads - o - guess some must think I'm weird too

and I tried to get over myself but strained my back in teh tryin...

Just need a good back rub(her).

 

[privyjo]

Just need a good back rub(her).

i agree

 

[MsNouriche]

i agree

Oh, oh, watch out - you just agreed with me.

 

[privyjo]

Oh, oh, watch out - you just agreed with me.

don't get used to it - i am known to be fickled bitch
but I'll agree to a back rub(her) anyday...

 

[MsNouriche]

don't get used to it - i am known to be fickled bitch
but I'll agree to a back rub(her) anyday...

I look worried?

 

[privyjo]

I look worried?

noooo....you look very pleased with yourself.....

you're trying to fluff my fur...

 

[MsNouriche]

noooo....you look very pleased with yourself.....

you're trying to fluff my fur...

Am I trying to or fluffing?
Its a mayhem outside this thread, thought I was lost for a second. lol

 

[MsNouriche]

Just by mere chance you may take this for genuine interest,
How was your week? With the "you don't want to know" warning - quite a downgrade from "serendipity" all is better now or on its way to becoming?

 

[privyjo]

Am I trying to or fluffing?
Its a mayhem outside this thread, thought I was lost for a second. lol

yes, i can see a bit of mayhem elsewhere and they are oh so wrong...

i say, you are trying very hard to fluff

 

[MsNouriche]

yes, i can see a bit of mayhem elsewhere and they are oh so wrong...

i say, you are trying very hard to fluff

Actually, I don't fluff. Waste of time.
I do have a lively sense of humour that adds a zesty garnish to my insomnia. Alas, this is still the censored version.

Nice to have your company as I have not had to apologise or explain something wicked I may have typed.
That's a refreshing change, I usually do with most ppl.

 

[privyjo]

Just by mere chance you may take this for genuine interest,
How was your week? With the "you don't want to know" warning - quite a downgrade from "serendipity" all is better now or on its way to becoming?

All is better....but the week was long...thanks for asking...it was a call to help a friend in need of a housesitter

Actually, I don't fluff. Waste of time.
I do have a lively sense of humour that adds a zesty garnish to my insomnia. Alas, this is still the censored version.

Nice to have your company as I have not had to apologise or explain something wicked I may have typed.
That's a refreshing change, I usually do with most ppl.

you are fine and you really do make me laugh - i can't help it - you are really a very humorous person and i like that - and i am almost afraid to ask to see the uncensored version.... but i am so close... wicked is good...

 

[MsNouriche]

All is better....but the week was long...thanks for asking...it was a call to help a friend in need of a housesitter


you are fine and you really do make me laugh - i can't help it - you are really a very humorous person and i like that - and i am almost afraid to ask to see the uncensored version.... but i am so close... wicked is good...

Good of you to be there in the need of a friend.
Yeah, yeah what's that you said? All I hear are fluffing noises. (Like I know what that sounds like, lol.)

Well I would show you the uncensored version, a bit tough while looking thru zoom lens....
What the fuck you want me to grow more hands & eyes now?

 

[privyjo]

Good of you to be there in the need of a friend.
Yeah, yeah what's that you said? All I hear are fluffing noises. (Like I know what that sounds like, lol.)

Well I would show you the uncensored version, a bit tough while looking thru zoom lens....
What the fuck you want me to grow more hands & eyes now?

getting a tad onery aren't you, MsN? perhaps our mutual friend, insomnia, is beginning to get to you? and damn, that has to be a mighty big zoom lens - you can see all the way from.....where is it? oh yeah - florida? hmmm....

 

[MsNouriche]

getting a tad onery aren't you, MsN? perhaps our mutual friend, insomnia, is beginning to get to you? and damn, that has to be a mighty big zoom lens - you can see all the way from.....where is it? oh yeah - florida? hmmm....

Oh, um can't play anymore, got pm instructions from 1 demanding bitch.

*winces at back, kinda not a good idea to lean back at the mo*

 

[privyjo]

Oh, um can't play anymore, got pm instructions from 1 demanding bitch.

*winces at back, kinda not a good idea to lean back at the mo*

ROFLMAO

 

[MsNouriche]

Blue hue

Just don't want the cum sluts to win this fight against threadpoop.

 

[privyjo]

Just don't want the cum sluts to win this fight against threadpoop.

cum sluts

threadpoop

*jo quickly has plumber install drainage hole in center of thread*

MsN, when you stop back by be sure to spray down the area before leaving....

 

[MsNouriche]

cum sluts

threadpoop

*jo quickly has plumber install drainage hole in center of thread*

MsN, when you stop back by be sure to spray down the area before leaving....

OMFG, LOL!

 

[MsNouriche]

Damn, you could have warned me. I would have brought my french maid's uniform to tidy up the place.

 

[privyjo]

OMFG, LOL!

Damn, you could have warned me. I would have brought my french maid's uniform to tidy up the place.

*perk* french maid's uniform *perk*

well, hon, please feel free to run home and change....I'll be waiting....

*gently tapping flogger against leg*

go on with you....hurry

<looking at clock>

 

[MsNouriche]

*perk* french maid's uniform *perk*

well, hon, please feel free to run home and change....I'll be waiting....

*gently tapping flogger against leg*

go on with you....hurry

<looking at clock>

Soo strict! I may just forget to put on my underwear...No time or I'll be late!

 

[privyjo]

Soo strict! I may just forget to put on my underwear...No time or I'll be late!

oh...you're back...good...we are out of mofo coffee - please go to the store and pick up some more...