⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️

[lavendersilk]

The ratings will be presented no sooner than 24 hours and no later than one week after the dick has been submitted. Thank you for your patience!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well I'm in the thread - and I'm not getting rated*





*Until it's someone special's birthday

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

This is amazingly roundabout way to ask to see my dick.

(No judgement, of course. I'm actually impressed.)

 

[jason28053]

In honor of @OrdinaryPerson, we are...

CALLING ALL DICKS!


We are requesting all kinds!

No! Dick! Left! Behind!

All that we ask is that you please be creative! A group of sexy, intelligent women will be looking over every single dick detail with a careful, unbiased (albeit horny) eye!


On a scale from

1.  meaning: You could do so much better.

to

5.  meaning: OMG, you are an artist!

We will rate you, not on length or girth, but rather on how you display your package.

It's all about presentation!


A humble, anonymous gentleman has kindly given you a few pointers...


Do's and Don't's of
The Wanking Jacket Dick Pics
(An anonymous tutorial)


Full frontal, bed unmade, crap on the floor, no filter and lens flare?
Exhibit A: Score: 1
Nope!

So, let's try to sexify that dressing gown.
Exhibit B: Score: 3
Much better, but it's still an ugly wanking jacket...

Let's try waffle gown.
Exhibit C: Score: 4
Very nice.

Nearly sexy, but put the hand down and suck it in.
Exhibit D: Score: 5
Lie back... perfect.

So, do you think you can RISE to the challenge? Hit us with your BEST SHOT!

Judges thus far:
@Indie
@lavendersilk
@MandaPandaa
@MidwestPrincess23
@MindYaBitness
@OrdinaryPerson​

We are waiting...

(The ratings will be presented no sooner than 24 hours and no later than one week after the dick has been submitted. Thank you for your patience!)

so the rating is private but the picture is public?

 

[Wriggle]

The birthday girl

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is amazingly roundabout way to ask to see my dick.

(No judgement, of course. I'm actually impressed.)

You caught us, we did it just for your you. We're trying to set the perfect trap for your elusive dick pics. Did it work?

 

[MindYaBitness]

so the rating is private but the picture is public?

Ratings will be posted on the thread, after the judges have convened

 

[lavendersilk]

so the rating is private but the picture is public?

The rating will be public.

 

[crashD]

This is a great submission! I will give this to our humble panel of judges to rate!

Thank you. I’m not that creative, so I kept it simple.

 

[jason28053]

Ratings will be posted on the thread, after the judges have convened

I really miss Nebs for this. I know she would have enjoyed it.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You caught us, we did it just for your you. We're trying to set the perfect trap for your elusive dick pics. Did it work?

Girl, you KNOW it worked.

The rating will be public.

And it'll be a 10, right?

 

[Bisexguy70]

My avatar shows mine. I thought it was a unique picture. Do i get points for that? Its exactly 6” but ive never had any complaints. Of the 80+ cocks ive sucked, i can clearly state mine is average

 

[lavendersilk]

My avatar shows mine. I thought it was a unique picture. Do i get points for that? Its exactly 6” but ive never had any complaints. Of the 80+ cocks ive sucked, i can clearly state mine is average

Can you link to a slightly larger version? We accept all dicks, but I want you to be judged at the same resolution as everyone else.

 

[Kraken_96]

Finally, an answer to why hot dog buns give an extra!

Presentation time!

 

[SWR101]

Deep breathe, deep breathe…

Okay, here’s my submission. Be kind but fair…

https://ibb.co/zRhd28z

 

[lavendersilk]

Deep breathe, deep breathe…

Okay, here’s my submission. Be kind but fair…

This is a great submission! I will give this to our humble panel of judges to rate!

 

[Lmizzler]

So is @crazychemgirl in this panel of judges?

I know how much she enjoys this type of thing, you know, with all the dick pics everywhere and all.

 

[PassionatePanther]

So is @crazychemgirl in this panel of judges?

I know how much she enjoys this type of thing, you know, with all the dick pics everywhere and all.

She’s the final boss

 

[lavendersilk]

Well this is fun. .

Older. Artsy-ish maybe

https://ibb.co/b6YXfbJ

This is a great submission! I will give this to our humble panel of judges to rate!

 

[crazychemgirl]

So is @crazychemgirl in this panel of judges?

I know how much she enjoys this type of thing, you know, with all the dick pics everywhere and all.

Don’t make me find porn videos with ranch and beef curtains and PM them to you.

 

[Lmizzler]

Don’t make me find porn videos with ranch and beef curtains and PM them to you.

 

[Ched21]

https://ibb.co/hgMd8zg my submission

 

[lavendersilk]

my submission

This is a great submission! I will give this to our humble panel of judges to rate!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Genuinely out of boredom. Already posted somewhere else a while ago.



Shouldn’t have submitted

 

[lavendersilk]

Genuinely out of boredom. Already posted someone else a while ago.

https://ibb.co/tbYrkJ7

This is a great submission! I will give this to our humble panel of judges to rate!