🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[JustAnotherFlower]

We had to put those in a box at basic.

She will have a never ending line of Jehova's Witnesses at her door for 2024.

I'll need to prepare new attire each day to frighten them away. It'll be fun.

A monthly delivery of hip new shoes… that are 2 sizes too small.

6 Breeding bunnies that you cannot rehome for 10 months...

 

[__Nathan1968]

An advance copy of your death certificate, and the winning powerball ticket for the next day.

 

[BrendaBear]

A 36 inch, black and white, picture tube tv.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Pet Rock.

 

[BrendaBear]

A pregnant pet rock.

 

[EricaLynch]

A pregnant pet rock.

Nine inch heels

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A vinyl catsuit and baby powder...but every time she tries to wear it, the temperature suddenly skyrockets to 90F with 85% humidity.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Box.

 

[GirlFur]

A bag to put the box in

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

An amateur waxing kit.

 

[GirlFur]

A book of famous people with 2 first names

 

[ABiGuy84]

A picture book of Slugs.

 

[GirlFur]

A CD player

 

[EricaLynch]

An iPod...but with only bluegrass music

 

[ABiGuy84]

Record Player.

 

[GirlFur]

Pre-order form for "The George Santos Story"

 

[ABiGuy84]

A tv that only gets one channel that only shows Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

 

[GirlFur]

Lifetime subscription to my thread "Do you like furry girls?"

 

[ABiGuy84]

A truck load of Snow.

 

[GirlFur]

Fishnet ski pants

 

[ABiGuy84]

1000 Fidget Spinners

 

[BrendaBear]

A new roof for your house… embedded with an endless supply of pigeon food.

 

[GirlFur]

1000 Fidget Spinners

Noooo I already have those

 

[ABiGuy84]

500 more.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A make your Own Slime Kit- but it's vomit themed.