🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[__Nathan1968]

A flea circus. . Actually, it’s a bed bug circus. Alright, it’s just bed bugs. Bed bugs. Brenda gets bed bugs.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A 1950's Freezer.

Got my freezer. Question: is it supposed to smell like death?

 

[BrendaBear]

A flea circus. . Actually, it’s a bed bug circus. Alright, it’s just bed bugs. Bed bugs. Brenda gets bed bugs.

I can’t quite tell from the picture… but if he is bald, Krampus will be sending some fancy shampoo, conditioner, new hairbrush and comb…

If he has plenty of hair, Krampus will send a shaver to cut it all off…. Then a couple days later send all that other stuff.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can’t quite tell from the picture… but if he is bald, Krampus will be sending some fancy shampoo, conditioner, new hairbrush and comb…

If he has plenty of hair, Krampus will send a shaver to cut it all off…. Then a couple days later send all that other stuff.

A jukebox that only has Tom Jones 'Whats new Pussycat' on it.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

The same Jukebox that can't be turned off.

 

[BrendaBear]

A huge ice sculpture of a dildo that is too big to fit in the house.

edit: won’t the neighbors just love that…
I am beginning to worry I have list my mind… that is pretty out there.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A jukebox that only has Tom Jones 'Whats new Pussycat' on it.

A huge ice sculpture of a dildo that is too big to fit in the house.

To be clear, it’s only too big to fit in Conrad’s house.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I can’t quite tell from the picture… but if he is bald, Krampus will be sending some fancy shampoo, conditioner, new hairbrush and comb…

If he has plenty of hair, Krampus will send a shaver to cut it all off…. Then a couple days later send all that other stuff.

The joke’s on you as I use that fancy shampoo on my beard, eyebrows, and ears.

 

[BrendaBear]

The joke’s on you as I use that fancy shampoo on my beard, eyebrows, and ears.

Oh crud… well you get a giant ice sculpture of a dildo too.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh crud… well you get a giant ice sculpture of a dildo too.

Ice sculpture of two giraffe getting it on, outside your house and it DOESN'T MELT.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A dead body to store in Nathan’s freezer.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ice sculpture of two giraffe getting it on, outside your house and it DOESN'T MELT.

I live in Las Vegas! Everything melts here!
I guess I should be glad you didn’t have the giraffes necking.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A dead body to store in Nathan’s freezer.

The power went out. Chip me off some of that dildo ice, please.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The power went out. Chip me off some of that dildo ice, please.

Grabs an ice pick laughing my ass off.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ice pick? Krampus left you a lifetime supply of sporks. Use them.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Ice pick? Krampus left you a lifetime supply of sporks. Use them.

Rather save those for kids' dinner. Nice of Krampus, huh?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Rather save those for kids' dinner. Nice of Krampus, huh?

They have no handles.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

They have no handles.

Kids don't need handles.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not if the Krampus took their hands.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not if the Krampus took their hands.

Krampus is going to bring thousands of fake kids hands.

or is that “fake kids’” hands… hmmm… something gross, that’s for sure.

 

[Lmizzler]

Krampus is going to bring thousands of fake kids hands.

or is that “fake kids’” hands… hmmm… something gross, that’s for sure.

Krampus will be bringing you an expired drivers license and a long wait at the BMV!

 

[ABiGuy84]

An iPod that only plays Aqua's song "Barbie Girl".

 

[BrendaBear]

Krampus will be bringing you an expired drivers license and a long wait at the BMV!

That’s too cruel!

 

[ABiGuy84]

That’s too cruel!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A life time supply of AOL free trial for 30 days CD's...