🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[Nudeblackgirl]

A lesbian

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

A lesbian

Oops that was for BiGuy

 

[BrendaBear]

A lesbian

Oops that was for BiGuy

Ah! I was wondering… because that sounds pretty great to me….

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

Ah! I was wondering… because that sounds pretty great to me….

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Stone tablet to chisel your next reply.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A sleep-sound generator, but instead of sounds of waves or rustling leaves, it only plays this to lull you to sleep:

 

[ABiGuy84]

A sleep-sound generator, but instead of sounds of waves or rustling leaves, it only plays this to lull you to sleep:

I remember that from that. Oh thank you

 

[__Nathan1968]

A lesbian

I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I’d take another.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Both of y'all are getting a copy of "My body and me" from the fifth grade puberty curriculum.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Both of y'all are getting a copy of "My body and me" from the fifth grade puberty curriculum.

Thanks. I’ve about worn my copy out over the last 45 years.

 

[BrendaBear]

Two new drum sets for your neighbor’s kids (one on each side of you).

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Two new drum sets for your neighbor’s kids (one on each side of you).

Motion activated floodlight that shines directly into your bedroom window.

 

[BrendaBear]

Your kids get a trumpet.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Your kids get a trumpet.

They already have kazoos, thanks, Satan.

You get a cricket chirp hidden in your house.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Your kids get Symbols too.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Your kids get Symbols too.

Goddammit.

You get a Sybian but there's a padlock on the electrical prongs.

 

[BrendaBear]

100 new pairs of pantyhose, with a run in the left leg of every pair.

 

[ABiGuy84]

This early 1800's Toliet.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

100 new pairs of pantyhose, with a run in the left leg of every pair.

Ohhh, free plant ties!


Krampus wants to help him with agility and perception, so he will randomly set legos on the floor of his house every night.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ohhh, free plant ties!


Krampus wants to help him with agility and perception, so he will randomly set legos on the floor of his house every night.

Love legos.


Person above will get dirty dishes.

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

What's left of my prom dress

 

[ABiGuy84]

Oh, that weird stain, I wonder what it could be ...

One above will get A broken clock.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh, that weird stain, I wonder what it could be ...

One above will get A broken clock.

$500 Blockbuster gift card.

 

[crazychemgirl]

All his furniture turns into monopoly pieces

 

[Lmizzler]

All his furniture turns into monopoly pieces

All the money in the world…Monopoly money.