🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[crazychemgirl]

A case lot of hot pockets and ranch

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A case lot of hot pockets and ranch

Book of dad jokes and 1940's Sears catalog.

 

[BrendaBear]

50 yard line tickets for last years big game.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

50 yard line tickets for last years big game.

Front row tickets for Britney Spears in Vegas.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Krampus has brought him an all expenses paid vacation to a nudist resort during senior (ages 65+) week.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Krampus has brought him an all expenses paid vacation to a nudist resort during senior (ages 65+) week.

Trip to report on the Coney Island USA Mermaid Parade, paid by YOU.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Edible underwear. For dogs in heat.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Edible underwear. For dogs in heat.

Jar full of dog treats, for YOU, not your dog.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Dry or meaty?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Dry or meaty?

Both, because Krampus cares.

 

[BrendaBear]

Krampus is sending SirConrad a lifesize Barney the dinosaur.

(a living one, of course).

That sings.

All the time.

 

[Lmizzler]

Krampus is sending SirConrad a lifesize Barney the dinosaur.

(a living one, of course).

That sings.

All the time.

The gift of speaking at a college graduation in front of everyone!

 

[snexxer]

The gift of speaking at a college graduation in front of everyone!

A years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The gift of speaking at a college graduation in front of everyone!

it’s a clown college.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

Made by this cat:

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

One week supply of Nathan's Hot Dogs

 

[BrendaBear]

A remote control bullet vibrator… which will never charge.

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

A thong I never wore.

 

[Btq97]

Made by this cat:

I cant unsee that

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

He releases a wolf spider into your home. Oh, and she's carrying her babies with her.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Empty Bottles of Water.

 

[BrendaBear]

Six cases of hot water soup.

(just add hot water)

(in your own bowl)

 

[Lmizzler]

Six cases of hot water soup.

(just add hot water)

(in your own bowl

Only forks and no spoons

 

[ABiGuy84]

Nothing but Sporks.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A glitter bomb.