🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

I’m just enjoying the campaigns.

 

[StillRain]

Well, the moment you have been waiting for! No more POJ’s. This time YOU’RE the POJ. Who will be YOUR wanker of the Year?!

You’ve heard what your nominee’s have had to say about this life-altering award, the art of the wank, and what it means to them. Now you get to decide what listening to that crap wisdom has meant to you.

GET YOUR VOTE ON, YOU FREAKY BABIES. Never before has a vote been this impactful or important.

VOTE NOW! For Wanker of the Year!

You don’t get a sticker at our polling booth, you get MOIST (one way or another).

Voting Closes, November 24.

This is a totally anonymous poll, here at WOTW HQ we don’t believe in voter registrations or ensuring a fair process.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The other deefalts coming out to stuff the ballot box

 

[StillRain]

It’s a two wanker wank-off so far…

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s a two wanker wank-off so far…

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We’re gonna need a double ended wanker trophy if this continues

 

[Bry1313]

My “campaign”

 

[morelikeasong]

Just a friendly reminder…

 

[Bry1313]

The other deefalts coming out to stuff the ballot box

Are any of them capable of boners or bowners?

 

[Bry1313]

Just a friendly reminder…

I might need more reminders, just saying

 

[Lmizzler]

Just a friendly reminder…

Wait…what wasn’t I supposed to do again?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just a friendly reminder…

I am very confused at the messaging here. I am okay with that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just a friendly reminder…

Too late… I totally voted for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait…what wasn’t I supposed to do again?

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTITS!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This came to mind as I tried to figure out how to best bribe Litsters who don't come to this thread into voting

 

[UnquietDreams]

How do I contend? Ah, emotional blackmail!


*Sarah McLaughlin singing "In the arms of an angel..."*

This is Maggie. Maggie wants you to vote UnquietDreams. And you don't want Maggie to cry, do you?

Unless you want to hurt a poor, loving doggie, you should vote UnquietDreams.

You don't want to hurt a dog, do you?

 

[morelikeasong]

This came to mind as I tried to figure out how to best bribe Litsters who don't come to this thread into voting

Ok this is hilarious and now I think I need to watch this show

 

[InThe312]

For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok this is hilarious and now I think I need to watch this show

It's easily the best part of the show, but there are some other brilliant parts

 

[UnquietDreams]

For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust

Voting for myself would be to close to wanking, and that is way to meta this early in the morning.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust

For the record, I think I only voted for myself once. I dropped votes for others

 

[Bry1313]

For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust

It’s funny that you think I’ve voted

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just a friendly reminder…

Dammit...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just a friendly reminder…

I keep trying to vote, sort of blacking out, and ending up back here ...

 

[BrendaBear]

I keep trying to vote, sort of blacking out, and ending up back here ...

So… the blood leaves your brain, causing you to black out… but where does it go? Does something else handle the voting then? What other part of your anatomy does the thinking for you?