It’s best to not let that part touch his phoneSo… the blood leaves your brain, causing you to black out… but where does it go? Does something else handle the voting then? What other part of your anatomy does the thinking for you?
Like you can trust these wankers to honestly know and evaluate a good wank.Well, the moment you have been waiting for! No more POJ’s. This time YOU’RE the POJ. Who will be YOUR wanker of the Year?!
You’ve heard what your nominee’s have had to say about this life-altering award, the art of the wank, and what it means to them. Now you get to decide what listening to thatcrapwisdom has meant to you.
GET YOUR VOTE ON, YOU FREAKY BABIES. Never before has a vote been this impactful or important.
VOTE NOW! For Wanker of the Year!
You don’t get a sticker at our polling booth, you get MOIST (one way or another).
Voting Closes, November 24.
This is a totally anonymous poll, here at WOTW HQ we don’t believe in voter registrations or ensuring a fair process.
That's a good question. Let me try again...So… the blood leaves your brain, causing you to black out… but where does it go? Does something else handle the voting then? What other part of your anatomy does the thinking for you?
you’ve run a strong but fair campaign.Just a friendly reminder…
I was just testing the controls!For all of you out there repeat punching the vote button for yourself. Santa is watching. @Lmizzler @Bry1313 @deefalttwunnyfor @Wand3rlust
Anti-campaign! Reminding everyone to focus on the real wankers here, not the big boobied angels like me
Exactly! I shouldn't vote for you...Anti-campaign! Reminding everyone to focus on the real wankers here, not the big boobied angels like me
The best kind of angels. So much better than those win her wheels of fiery eyesAnti-campaign! Reminding everyone to focus on the real wankers here, not the big boobied angels like me
An utter abdication of responsibility is what’s going on!
I mean, a true wanker sets the example and inspires wanking in others. So, I don't feel bad about it.
It’s quite a brilliant strategyAnti-campaign! Reminding everyone to focus on the real wankers here, not the big boobied angels like me
I love you and you’re never wrong. But you are sounding a lot like @MindYaBitness which I’m going to attribute to the fever.I mean, a true wanker sets the example and inspires wanking in others. So, I don't feel bad about it.
Lord knows I'm inspirational.
Nominated for assuming @MandaPandaa doesn't take her wanking as seriously as I do!
Nominated for assuming I don’t know how hard she wanks. She often goes many hours without talking to me. That’s really the only explanation.
I'm a very serious wanker and always have been. I have references.
It's true. It really is the only reason. What can I say? I'm a dedicated wanker.
Anyone else feeling the urge to submit their SSN and CVV numbers?
Something to kiss or shake with your hand, you say ...I don't try to hide my shameless self promotion behind reverse-psychology. Vote MindYaBitness, a wanker you can trust!!!! (Are there any babies I can kiss orwankershands I should be shaking?)
*paid for by the committee to elect bubble butts & fabulous cleavage
Don't we all want to play with her?I reject your implication!
I don’t wanna win, I just wanted to play with you
