hotwords229_A
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YMBAL if every time you have a super perverted thought you frantically look through Lit to find just the right thread to share it in. 
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YMBALI you don't mind ^^^
YMBALI if you send more sexy pictures to your girl friends than your boyfriend![]()
YMBALI you don't mind ^^^
Ymbali every time you go to take a picture of not yourself, you have to wait patiently because you forgot your 10 second timer and 3 shot burst was on.

And you have to switch it from selfie mode.
This is me...
The people around you at a social gathering are scandalized during a conversation about spanking or breath play or anal hooks,
and you're wondering what they're on about.
Ymbali every time you go to take a picture of not yourself, you have to wait patiently because you forgot your 10 second timer and 3 shot burst was on.
And you have to switch it from selfie mode.
This is me...

...and you roll your eyes when you see a news piece about a raid on a BDSM club where someone is mortified that "those women had to call him MASTER!!!"![]()
Haha!
Perish the thought
They would DIE if he knew what He probably called me...er...I mean her.![]()

Oooo, Jenny! You kinky little minx!![]()
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Whaaaaaa? Me??? Why, I nevah! *bats my eyelashes all innocent and shit*
<gigglesnort>
I'll keep your secrets if you'll keep mine.![]()
Deal! Uhhhhh....what are your secrets, again?
YMBALI you get dumped because someone you don't know, and have never met, doesn't like you.
Heyyyy!
<feels left out>
Heyyyy!
<feels left out>
Me too!
or they have a temper tantrum and say "I'll never come back" or "I'm going to stop coming here" all because you gave them some fun talk BECAUSE you felt sorry for them since all they did was whine "I wish I had someone to talk to...waaaaaaah"
So I talked to them.... gave them a fun convo and then they they think we're dating.... WTF?! Get over yourself....
