😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you now know what a DV and a DA is because you asked and someone told you.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

What's a DV and a DA?

AFAF

YMBALI you go to Dr Liz for advice

(apparently a DV is when two guys stick their penises in a vagina at the same time and a DA - well, I'll let you figure that one out on your own Indie )

 

[JerseyJade]

YMBALI you wish working at Doctor Liz's clinic was your REAL job.

 

[default24]

YMBALI you go to Dr Liz for advice

(apparently a DV is when two guys stick their penises in a vagina at the same time and a DA - well, I'll let you figure that one out on your own Indie )

It's the District Attorney, but I'm not sure if he's into DP or not?

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you use the phrase "doing butt stuff"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YMBALI you wish working at Doctor Liz's clinic was your REAL job.

YMBALI if you wish Dr. Liz's Clinic was your real therapists office.

YMBALI you spend time in a staff meeting imagining who has piercings, who is wearing a cock ring, who likes to be tied up and who is secretly a Litster.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YMBALI you have one or more enemies that you don't even know about!

YMBALI you think that this is just sad.

 

[tolyk]

YMBALI if reading this makes you want to do butt stuff. (One at a time, though, please)

Ymbali you always want to do butt stuff

 

[tolyk]

YMBALI you know what your best friend's boyfriend's penis looks like.

*Laugh* touche

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you know what your best friend's boyfriend's penis looks like.

- yep! that's a Lister!

YMBALI if after having sex with your husband you log into Lit after he falls asleep next to you.

 

[alwaysaway]

Y'all don't wanna see my bits!!

YMBALI you disagree with this statement!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you need to do a thorough stalk on someone before committing to friendship.

 

[DarkSimian]

YMBALI your girlfriend's husband also comments on your posts

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

YMBALI You're eskimo siblings with multiple people.

 

[JennyNo1]

YMBALI your girlfriend's husband also comments on your posts

That's okay, he's commented on my boobs too!

 

[DarkSimian]

That's okay, he's commented on my boobs too!

And what fine boobs they are

 

[Kat73]

That's okay, he's commented on my boobs too!

YMBALI you agree with both your boyfriend and your husband that Jenny has lovely boobies.

 

[CamronsInsider]

YMBALI you agree with both your boyfriend and your husband that Jenny has lovely boobies.

YMBALI you spend a lot of time here trying to figure out how to keep your mailbox under 250 PM's.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBALI you spend a lot of time here trying to figure out how to keep your mailbox under 250 PM's.

ymbali each step of the way you said this about the mailbox and thought, well at least it will get better with the next increase. however, you quickly realize when it happens that 100, 250, 500, 750, it still makes absolutely no difference. You must simply accept you can only keep track of a couple days at most.

positive side, you quickly forget why you are annoyed with someone. I guess if I can't remember what he said or did that made me think he was a giant douche, it must not have been that bad.

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you walk around in the RW thinking up 5 word sentences that sound arousing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YMBALI your girlfriend's husband also comments on your posts

That's okay, he's commented on my boobs too!

And what fine boobs they are

YMBALI you agree with both your boyfriend and your husband that Jenny has lovely boobies.

I think we can all agree on that, and I've only seen her Av.

 

[tolyk]

ymbali each step of the way you said this about the mailbox and thought, well at least it will get better with the next increase. however, you quickly realize when it happens that 100, 250, 500, 750, it still makes absolutely no difference. You must simply accept you can only keep track of a couple days at most.

positive side, you quickly forget why you are annoyed with someone. I guess if I can't remember what he said or did that made me think he was a giant douche, it must not have been that bad.

I average a pm every few months.... But I also talk to the people I want to talk to regularly via messenger programs instead of PM. Still, no clue what that's like all.

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI if you know what getting skipped on a thread feels like.

 

[AlwaysFara]

YMBALI if you know what getting skipped on a thread feels like.

I always call them out, or skip the skippers.
Sometimes it can’t be helped, if it’s a busy time.
But those dudes that single out a woman 2 pages back?
GTFOH.

YMBALI your tolerance for bullshit is low.

 

[JerseyJade]

YMBALI if you know what getting skipped on a thread feels like.

This.