😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[CamronsInsider]

YMBALI if you know what getting skipped on a thread feels like.

I didn't do it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I average a pm every few months.... But I also talk to the people I want to talk to regularly via messenger programs instead of PM. Still, no clue what that's like all.

Well, I do have that never shutting up thing going, so there is that. I use kik a lot too, skype sometimes. but I think the primary issue is never shutting up.

 

[tolyk]

Well, I do have that never shutting up thing going, so there is that. I use kik a lot too, skype sometimes. but I think the primary issue is never shutting up.

I suppose I'm quite talkative myself though. Just not so much in Lit these days I guess

 

[emsway]

YMBALI you almost always read between the lines.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI if you have a rotation of 4 PMs with 1 Litster about multiple topics

 

[13Fantasies]

This.

#TrueStory

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you know that girls have the dirtiest sense of humor.

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you have to sit on a towel sometimes when you log on the internet.

 

[alwaysaway]

YMBALI you send your arse pics to your girl friend for approval.

 

[SuzyWho]

YMBALI you can't help writing on threads like this!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Your grocery lists are written out in ABC order.

 

[Sexybritches69]

YMBALI you can record and upload audios, make gifs, take, edit and resize pictures all from your phone.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you would post on Facebook more if there was neat little categories for your thoughts...

 

[AngelicaS1780]

YMBALI you have taken more pics of yourself in the past year than you did in the previous 20...and you are wearing less in all of them.

 

[Apisto42]

YMBALI you sit in a board meeting and ponder what Lit usernames the board members might take on.

Too funny - I did that this morning while in a training session.

I came up with: HighNTight and SilverPR for the two presenters


YMBALI If you sit in a meeting wondering what each persons kinks are.

 

[dashie33]

You might be a Litster if, when you think of or do something naughty, you immediately wonder how best to embellish it when you post it on the forum later.

 

[DarkSimian]

YMBALI you've shown your cock to most of the females on Lit (and some have seen your penis too )

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you sit in a board meeting and ponder what Lit usernames the board members might take on.

THIS! (during company meetings anyways - I'm not rich enough (yet!) to be invited to any board meetings!)


YMBALI you ALMOST bring up LIT in every conversation you have with your closest friends

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you know where a t'ain't is.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI if you've ever thought you clicked on a certain thread but the answers are so baffling that you look and realize you did NOT click on What's The Sexiest Thing Someone Told You Today but. Inappropriate Thread Ideas....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ymbali when someone irl asks what your hobbies are, what pops into your head is sharing slutty pictures with stranger on the internet and having pervy conversations with them. Even better, you go ahead and say that, and everyone just laughs because it just seems so impossible that it must simply be another funny joke.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

ymbali when someone irl asks what your hobbies are, what pops into your head is sharing slutty pictures with stranger on the internet and having pervy conversations with them. Even better, you go ahead and say that, and everyone just laughs because it just seems so impossible that it must simply be another funny joke.

I actually did that on a "two truths and a lie" get to know you thing. The lie was actually "I love gardening" (it's a chore). I added "I write erotic fiction under a pseudonym" . Everyone guessed that as the lie. They all knew I was a woodworker lol.

YMBALI you see someone at work intently looking at something on their phone and wonder if there's something new on AmPics.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ymbali if you hear your coworker in his cubical talking on his cell phone about his anaconda, then you remember he once screamed like a little girl and ran from a black racer in the parking lot, thus theorize you must not be the only person having a dirty chat while pretending to work. Well, I am sure there must be another explanation...or is there?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

YMBALI your sex life at home doesn’t match your desires, whether through a partner who has lost interest, not having a partner or lacking confidence

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI your dumb thumbs keep unsubscribing you from important threads... grr...