2008 News & Views: Discussion and Announcements for the Survivorphile

[PrincessErin]

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[Boxlicker101]

Box, unfortunately it appears that the original intent of the Survivor Contest - to write your best and flex your skills into new areas - has been lost under a deluge of write-'em-fast, slap-'em-up dross.

Yeah, that's what I think too. Even so, I will continue to try to write the best smut I can.

 

[sr71plt]

IMay I remind you, Ace, that this is not a literary site and believe it or not, many of the "amateur" writers do not act like Nobel Prize Lauriates when writing...PORN.

And may I remind you that on a recent thread (to which you also posted) I made that very point myself? Not my fault if you can't absorb what you've read.

By the way, Ace, you're tresspassing. This thread is only for Survivor Contest participants. Get out before I kick you out. Now, scram! Beat it! Get lost! Hit the road! Leave!

Waves. Smiles. Turns and drops trow.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

But umpteen of your "chapters" have no beginning, no middle and no end, BFW. There are entire series that make no sense. But, of course, they're perfectly fine because they rattle on for a couple of thousand words each.

You really are a piece of work. It doesn't matter how long a story is - nonsense is still nonsense.

Thank you, starr! I was going to post that in response, but I see now that I don't have to. You beat me to it.

And btw, BFW, you aren't the boss around here and you have no say as to who can or can not post in this thread and no authority to "kick someone out". It may be in the survivor forum but it is NOT limited to survivor contestants as far as posting privileges go. Anyone can come in and put in their 2 cents.

I really try not to get in the middle of the bickering around here, because honestly, I've got more important things to do, but geez, I get tired of all of the hot air blowing around in here.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, starr! I was going to post that in response, but I see now that I don't have to. You beat me to it.

And btw, BFW, you aren't the boss around here and you have no say as to who can or can not post in this thread and no authority to "kick someone out". It may be in the survivor forum but it is NOT limited to survivor contestants as far as posting privileges go. Anyone can come in and put in their 2 cents.

I really try not to get in the middle of the bickering around here, because honestly, I've got more important things to do, but geez, I get tired of all of the hot air blowing around in here.

Oh, for cryin' out loud. Get a sense of humor Crimson. Yeah, like I was really kicking him out of here. Please.

If you can't tell the difference between hot air and humor, maybe you shouldn't be a monitor here.

Hey, I thought my post was funny, espeically about the part "in his hurry to scurry" and the part about him "running like a girl".

Christ, even Ace got the humor and he replied back. What is it with you people? Are you from Lancaster Penn? Are you part of the Amish sect? Where you thinking that nothing is funny?

I humbly apologize that you did not see anything funny in what I wrote. The next time I write anything remotely funny, I'll make sure that I put plenty of (lol) and (lmao) and (rofl).

By the way...do you always dress up like a race car driver (lol)?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, starr! I was going to post that in response, but I see now that I don't have to. You beat me to it.

And btw, BFW, you aren't the boss around here and you have no say as to who can or can not post in this thread and no authority to "kick someone out". It may be in the survivor forum but it is NOT limited to survivor contestants as far as posting privileges go. Anyone can come in and put in their 2 cents.

I really try not to get in the middle of the bickering around here, because honestly, I've got more important things to do, but geez, I get tired of all of the hot air blowing around in here.

Moreover for you to agree with Starrkers that my stories make no sense...makes no sense. Perhaps, if you and your Aussie friend took the time to read one of my stories, you'd have a different opinion of my writing.

Further, what did you agreeing with Starrkers bashing comment about my writing have anything remotely to do with monitoring this thread?

Either you're a monitor or a basher.

Now, I know that I write well and all of my stories make sense. So...either you are both illiterate nitwits who can't read or you are just trying to get my goat. Oh, I get it. You were making a joke.

Funny.

"Ha! Ha!"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm a moderator of the contest. Not the "monitor of the thread." I'm allowed to voice my opinion just like everybody else. You jump on your high horse and spout stuff about people's stories' not having beginnings, middles, or ends and many of your chapters are the same way. It's called fact. I've read plenty of your stories and not because I wanted to but because I had to. It's part of my job as moderator to check stories to make sure they are where they belong. To do that, I have to read them.

As far as the reference to your comments to sr71plt... I really don't find anything that you post funny, regardless of whether you are joking or not. For the most part, I don't read anything you post unless it's in here and then I have no choice.

Jr. is my favorite driver. I took down the personal av awhile ago for personal reasons and never put it back up. Considering how much you like to insult some of the women around here because of their avatar pictures, I'm glad I haven't changed it back.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm a moderator of the contest. Not the "monitor of the thread." I'm allowed to voice my opinion just like everybody else. You jump on your high horse and spout stuff about people's stories' not having beginnings, middles, or ends and many of your chapters are the same way. It's called fact. I've read plenty of your stories and not because I wanted to but because I had to. It's part of my job as moderator to check stories to make sure they are where they belong. To do that, I have to read them.

As far as the reference to your comments to sr71plt... I really don't find anything that you post funny, regardless of whether you are joking or not. For the most part, I don't read anything you post unless it's in here and then I have no choice.

Jr. is my favorite driver. I took down the personal av awhile ago for personal reasons and never put it back up. Considering how much you like to insult some of the women around here because of their avatar pictures, I'm glad I haven't changed it back.

Perhaps, if you read some of the mean and nasty things that sr71plt wrote about me in the past and across the board, you'd understand my reasons for replying in kind to him.

Furthermore, I am here to write stories, which is what I do. I don't hang out on the forum threads 24/7 as so many of the AH regulars do. Ergo the problem. Many of the real instigators don't even write stories, such as your friend Starrkers. Yet, she is the first one to be critical of my writing. She has decided to single me out and it started last year with all of her little friends jumping on the band wagon. There I was with my capital letters from Boston, a big taget.

Who the Hell is this guy coming here dare trying to win the Survivor contest, well, we'll show him. I was never accept on this site, yet, I've dumped nearly 600 quality fucking stories for the pleasure of the readers on this site for...free.

Now, you can take any of my chapters madam and they are stand alone chapters. That's how I write. None of my stories are abbreviated 750 word snippets as are Princess Erins and as was Mungo Parks stories last year. Yet, because it is me complaining all of you nitwits band together.

Fine. Who gives a shit?

I tired of being brutalized and slander with no one giving me support. Where is your fucking moderating and indignation when Princess Erin and Starrkers attack me. You think it's funny. Hey, I want to join in the fun, too, is your attitude. Well fuck you, too.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[starrkers]

Moreover for you to agree with Starrkers that my stories make no sense...makes no sense. Perhaps, if you and your Aussie friend took the time to read one of my stories, you'd have a different opinion of my writing.

Further, what did you agreeing with Starrkers bashing comment about my writing have anything remotely to do with monitoring this thread?

Either you're a monitor or a basher.

Now, I know that I write well and all of my stories make sense. So...either you are both illiterate nitwits who can't read or you are just trying to get my goat. Oh, I get it. You were making a joke.

Funny.

"Ha! Ha!"

You know I've read your stories. You've deleted the comments I've made on them. You also know I call them as I see them.You can write good sensible decent stories. I've seen them. I just haven't seen any of them lately.

It is sad that you cannot see the difference between gems like Aileen and the plotless dross you've been churning out for months just to win a measly $500 you profess to not even needing.

And, no, this isn't a joke.

Furthermore, I am here to write stories, which is what I do. I don't hang out on the forum threads 24/7 as so many of the AH regulars do. Ergo the problem. Many of the real instigators don't even write stories, such as your friend Starrkers. Yet, she is the first one to be critical of my writing. She has decided to single me out and it started last year with all of her little friends jumping on the band wagon. There I was with my capital letters from Boston, a big taget.
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I tired of being brutalized and slander with no one giving me support. Where is your fucking moderating and indignation when Princess Erin and Starrkers attack me. You think it's funny. Hey, I want to join in the fun, too, is your attitude. Well fuck you, too.

1. I do write stories. But I won't put something up just to fill a category or earn points. So I don't have many stories this year.
2. I joined this site about six weeks before you. I live in a timezone well adrift of most who come here. To suggest I could somehow begin a campaign to oust you is ridiculous. We began at the same level. The difference is I didn't immediately assume everyone was out to get me when I stuffed up.
3. You get no support because you can't differentiate between criticism and insult or debate and abuse.
4. It's not funny. You're not funny.

From the stories I've read, you have a bigoted, racist and sexist mindset and an unshakeable faith in your own superiority as a human being.
From your postings the same traits shine through, along with a major entitlement complex and large portions of paranoia.

Just to be clear: it isn't all about you; the sun doesn't shine out of your ass; this site doesn't exist solely for your benefit; and throwing temper tantrums all over the site won't change a damned thing.

Have a nice day.

 

[michchick98]

Now, you can take any of my chapters madam and they are stand alone chapters. That's how I write. None of my stories are abbreviated 750 word snippets as are Princess Erins and as was Mungo Parks stories last year. Yet, because it is me complaining all of you nitwits band together.

Fine. Who gives a shit?

I tired of being brutalized and slander with no one giving me support. Where is your fucking moderating and indignation when Princess Erin and Starrkers attack me. You think it's funny. Hey, I want to join in the fun, too, is your attitude. Well fuck you, too.

If you'd give support, you'd get support, Freddie. You're becoming a real wanker as far as I'm concerned.

The Literotica guidelines state that for a story to be accepted, it has to be at minimum 750 words. The Rules for Survivor state that the stories have to be within the Literotica guidelines.

So what's the problem? Who cares how many words your stories have over Erin's or anyone else's? As long as they're within the guidelines of the contest, it shouldn't matter. The contest isn't about number of words per story.

Actually, you've kind of ruined the true spirit of the contest for anyone thinking of participating in the future. I always was under the understanding it was there to expand your horizons so to speak and force a writer to write in categories he/she wouldn't normally write in.

But you've turned it into a blood bath. You claim you don't read any of Erin's stories, yet you seem to know how many words she writes in each story she posts. Why is that? You claim her stories are crap and have no substance. Again, how would you know that since you claim not to read her stories?

Why do you keep track of what everyone else is writing if all you're here for is to write? Why does it bother you so much? If it weren't too late to enter, I'd pump out a bunch of 750 word stories myself. Why? It wouldn't be to win the contest. It'd simply be done to annoy you and give you someone else to harass for a change. I think Erin and Starrkers need a break.

I just read through the survivor rules again and nowhere does it say the submissions have to be a certain number of words. Nope, nowhere. Read for yourself:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=25429629&postcount=1

The only restriction is in the Novels and Novellas category.

And wasn't it you who bitched and whined incessantly when MP3 posted all his stories in the last couple months of the contest to win it from you? Yeah, thought so.

So now you're claiming you're going to do the same thing, and that's okay, because it's you. If anyone else were to do it, you'd cry foul and bitch and moan some more about how people are cheating.

Get the fuck over yourself already. The endless whining is getting old (and really annoying.)

Sorry to ALL the survivor participants. I'm just getting sick of Freddie's endless 'woe is me' posts.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Perhaps, if you read some of the mean and nasty things that sr71plt wrote about me in the past and across the board, you'd understand my reasons for replying in kind to him.

Furthermore, I am here to write stories, which is what I do. I don't hang out on the forum threads 24/7 as so many of the AH regulars do. Ergo the problem. Many of the real instigators don't even write stories, such as your friend Starrkers. Yet, she is the first one to be critical of my writing. She has decided to single me out and it started last year with all of her little friends jumping on the band wagon. There I was with my capital letters from Boston, a big taget.

Who the Hell is this guy coming here dare trying to win the Survivor contest, well, we'll show him. I was never accept on this site, yet, I've dumped nearly 600 quality fucking stories for the pleasure of the readers on this site for...free.

Now, you can take any of my chapters madam and they are stand alone chapters. That's how I write. None of my stories are abbreviated 750 word snippets as are Princess Erins and as was Mungo Parks stories last year. Yet, because it is me complaining all of you nitwits band together.

Fine. Who gives a shit?

I tired of being brutalized and slander with no one giving me support. Where is your fucking moderating and indignation when Princess Erin and Starrkers attack me. You think it's funny. Hey, I want to join in the fun, too, is your attitude. Well fuck you, too.

I said your chapters have no beginning, middle, and end. If you think your chapters could stand alone as a story... well, I'm sorry, but I just don't agree, and I've read plenty of them. If you tried to post any number of them as a stand alone story, most people would scratch their heads and wonder what the heck they'd just read. Just because they are longer than 750 words does not mean they can stand alone, nor does it mean they are better quality. Quantity of words does not equal quality.

As far as your last paragraph goes? Now that is funny. Hey pot? Meet kettle! You get no support because you give none. You do more slandering and brutalizing that the entire rest of the survivor contestants combined. However, I'm just wasting my breath because no matter what anyone says, you will continue to tirade against everyone who doesn't agree with you or doesn't think your writing hangs the moon. You want to add me to the list of people you bash and moan at and about? Go ahead. Cause you know what? I don't care one iota what you think about me. The only reason I put up with you is because I have to. If you weren't in the contest, you'd be on ignore. As it is, I read what you write here and ignore you everywhere else... and that's the way it will continue to be.

Now, I've had my say and unless you say something that refers to the contest in your next replies, I won't likely respond. Any bashing of me will be ignored. You want to bash someone's writing? Go right ahead. You start bashing other people in a personal way, and I won't stay so quiet. I'm tired of the bullying. I can't get rid of your insults because it's beyond the scope of my responsibilities, but I can have my say, and I will.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by michchick98
...If it weren't too late to enter, I'd pump out a bunch of 750 word stories myself. Why? It wouldn't be to win the contest. It'd simply be done to annoy you and give you someone else to harass for a change. I think Erin and Starrkers need a break... Sorry to ALL the survivor participants. I'm just getting sick of Freddie's endless 'woe is me' posts.

No apologize needed. I like when people who can actually rant and make sense say exactly what I was trying to say, only better.

I knew what I was getting into when I joined the contest and the stubborn part of me joined just to spite BFW. Is that childish and mean and arrogant? Of course

You're right that there are a lot of people who have not joined the contest because of this or who originally joined and have changed their mind.

Erin

I will probably continue to participate for as long as the contest goes on, and as long as I go on. It's fun, for the most part, even with annoyances like Freddie.

I don't think I could ever bring myself to deliberately write crummy stories and post them. It may be smut, but I like to think it is high quality smut.

 

[sr71plt]

Perhaps, if you read some of the mean and nasty things that sr71plt wrote about me in the past and across the board, you'd understand my reasons for replying in kind to him.

I'm game. You pick out the nastiest things I've posted about you--and then I'll return the favor. We'll see how they compare.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm game. You pick out the nastiest things I've posted about you--and then I'll return the favor. We'll see how they compare.

I decided that I'm not game to play games with you my gay, sorry, bi-sexual cyber friend. You're too easy and I always best you or is it better you with my written exchanges, which is why you are so eager to play.

 

[sr71plt]

I decided that I'm not game to play games with you my gay, sorry, bi-sexual cyber friend. You're too easy and I always best you or is it better you with my written exchanges, which is why you are so eager to play.

Yeah, right . . . sure.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yeah, right . . . sure.

Sorry, but you're not a challenge for me, Ace. I know you get off jousting with me, but it's one-sided. I don't get anything out of it. Maybe, if you had tits, it would be more fun.

Besides, I need playing with someone who is either dumber or easier to rouse or both. Where's Erin (lol)?

You should maKe a post to my thread, What's your gripe? I can't imagine what would bother you?

I know, when you run out of quarters and can't ride the little plane in front of the supermarket. That must annoy the shit out of you, huh?

Here's a roll of quarters. Go knock yourself out, on me.

Damn, if I knew he was that easy to get rid of, I would have done that before instead of kicking him out of the thread and waking the sleeping red giant who lives here.

Okay, I better go before they all start piling in here.

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, but you're not a challenge for me, Ace. I know you get off jousting with me, but it's one-sided. I don't get anything out of it. Maybe, if you had tits, it would be more fun.

Besides, I need playing with someone who is either dumber or easier to rouse or both. Where's Erin (lol)?

You should maKe a post to my thread, What's your gripe? I can't imagine what would bother you?

I know, when you run out of quarters and can't ride the little plane in front of the supermarket. That must annoy the shit out of you, huh?

Here's a roll of quarters. Go knock yourself out, on me.

Damn, if I knew he was that easy to get rid of, I would have done that before instead of kicking him out of the thread and waking the sleeping red giant who lives here.

Okay, I better go before they all start piling in here.

Ah, was all that meant to cover the fact that you asserted that I had been mean and nasty to you (well, certainly more mean and nasty than you are to me) and then you couldn't deliver evidence? Sorry, it just signals that you can't back up your accusations. (Oh, what a surprise! )

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ah, was all that meant to cover the fact that you asserted that I had been mean and nasty to you (well, certainly more mean and nasty than you are to me) and then you couldn't deliver evidence? Sorry, it just signals that you can't back up your accusations. (Oh, what a surprise! )

Gees, I can't fool you. I'm so transparent in my eyes. Damn, you are so smart. Wow.

I guess you are correct. I have been more mean and nasty to you because I am better with words than you are (lol). Perhaps, if you practiced your writing a bit more and took more pointers from Erin, you'd be a better writer.

Don't you have editing to do or spelling to correct. An editors work is never done, especially with so many illiterates in the world, me included.

Oh, I know, you're just hoping to get something for your signature. I get it. The lightbulb finally illuminates the brain.

Okay, here goes, sr71plt is the best editor on this site. I could not have written a single word without his help and guidance.

There you go. Knock yourself out with my blessings. Now, beat it. I saw some school kids in the playground that you can impress them by showing them how smart you are.

 

[sr71plt]

Gees, I can't fool you. I'm so transparent in my eyes. Damn, you are so smart. Wow.

I guess you are correct. I have been more mean and nasty to you because I am better with words than you are (lol). Perhaps, if you practiced your writing a bit more and took more pointers from Erin, you'd be a better writer.

Don't you have editing to do or spelling to correct. An editors work is never done, especially with so many illiterates in the world, me included.

Oh, I know, you're just hoping to get something for your signature. I get it. The lightbulb finally illuminates the brain.

Okay, here goes, sr71plt is the best editor on this site. I could not have written a single word without his help and guidance.

There you go. Knock yourself out with my blessings. Now, beat it. I saw some school kids in the playground that you can impress them by showing them how smart you are.

Wading through all of that, I see an acknowledgment that you lied about my meanness and nastiness to you. Glad we got that straightened out. Carry on (which, in your case, is taken quite literally.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wading through all of that, I see an acknowledgment that you lied about my meanness and nastiness to you. Glad we got that straightened out. Carry on (which, in your case, is taken quite literally.)

Actually, I don't lie, Ace, but just to get rid of you, I'd say that I'm gay.

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, I don't lie, Ace, but just to get rid of you, I'd say that I'm gay.

Oh, Gawd, I hope not. That would certainly sully the neighborhood.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh, Gawd, I hope not. That would certainly sully the neighborhood.

Jesus Christ, are you still here? Look at that, he brought his pink Hello Kitty sleeping bag with him. Nice sleeping bag...Mister.

Listen, Ace, it's a holiday and Crimsonmaiden wants to go home to celebrate Veterans Day with her family. Why don't we take this outside there's a couple of bars across the street. You can go to the gay bar and I'll go to the normal bar (lol).

(This should get him going.)

 

[sr71plt]

Jesus Christ, are you still here? Look at that, he brought his pink Hello Kitty sleeping bag with him. Nice sleeping bag...Mister.

Listen, Ace, it's a holiday and Crimsonmaiden wants to go home to celebrate Veterans Day with her family. Why don't we take this outside there's a couple of bars across the street. You can go to the gay bar and I'll go to the normal bar (lol).

(This should get him going.)

Happy to turn the thread back over to the Survivor's Contest. Perhaps if you turned the contest back over to those trying to use it constructively rather than obsessing in a grab for a little bit of cash you claim you don't need and dumbing down the site's story content as a result, everyone (but you) would be happy.