SuperHeroRalph
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You're not going to believe this, because I find this hard to believe myself, but there it is in the Official Survivor 2011 rules.
For those of you who didn't get the Official Survivor 2011 rules, allow me to read you the one rule that this post is about.
In Rule #16 and I realize your rules only go up to #15, but you're going to have to trust me on this, and I quote, "Should the moderator suddenly disappear, the contest is over and whatever scores are posted at her last posting, officially ends the contest and whoever has the highest score wins."
Wow! I know. I couldn't believe it either. I won the Survivor contest with a lousy 129 points. Who would have figured?
Thank you. Yes, I just won the 2011 Survivor Contest. Thank you, everyone.
It was hard, but I'm glad it's over. Certainly, I felt as if I've survived something, kind of, not really, a little bit. I mean, even though I wrote less then 3 dozen stories in this contest, to be honest, it felt as if I wrote 300 stories.
I'm spent. I'm drained. Actually, I'm glad this contest is over because I'm not sure if I could have competed anymore. Other than these nonsensical posts, I don't think I could have written another thing. That reminds me, I have to write that ransom note.
Laurel, please send my $500 check, payable to me, to the regular place. Thank you.
To all those who participated and who tried unsuccessfully to participate in the 2011 Survivor Contest, good luck next year, losers.
I'd like to thank my mother for giving birth to me and my second grade teacher, Miss Crimmons for instilling in me the ability to write, when she had me write on the blackboard, 500 times, that I will never flash my penis to Sally.
Hmm, now what? I guess I should get ready for the Earth Day contest. Yep, don't know what else to do, now that the 2011 Survivor Contest is over and I won. I wonder who came in 2nd place. Maybe Boxlicker. I dunno. I don't really care.
For those of you who didn't get the Official Survivor 2011 rules, allow me to read you the one rule that this post is about.
In Rule #16 and I realize your rules only go up to #15, but you're going to have to trust me on this, and I quote, "Should the moderator suddenly disappear, the contest is over and whatever scores are posted at her last posting, officially ends the contest and whoever has the highest score wins."
Wow! I know. I couldn't believe it either. I won the Survivor contest with a lousy 129 points. Who would have figured?
Thank you. Yes, I just won the 2011 Survivor Contest. Thank you, everyone.
It was hard, but I'm glad it's over. Certainly, I felt as if I've survived something, kind of, not really, a little bit. I mean, even though I wrote less then 3 dozen stories in this contest, to be honest, it felt as if I wrote 300 stories.
I'm spent. I'm drained. Actually, I'm glad this contest is over because I'm not sure if I could have competed anymore. Other than these nonsensical posts, I don't think I could have written another thing. That reminds me, I have to write that ransom note.
Laurel, please send my $500 check, payable to me, to the regular place. Thank you.
To all those who participated and who tried unsuccessfully to participate in the 2011 Survivor Contest, good luck next year, losers.
I'd like to thank my mother for giving birth to me and my second grade teacher, Miss Crimmons for instilling in me the ability to write, when she had me write on the blackboard, 500 times, that I will never flash my penis to Sally.
Hmm, now what? I guess I should get ready for the Earth Day contest. Yep, don't know what else to do, now that the 2011 Survivor Contest is over and I won. I wonder who came in 2nd place. Maybe Boxlicker. I dunno. I don't really care.