Ahhh those lovely,"I am your Master" emails...

[FungiUg]

wow, a wind-up toy as well? and all this for the price of one e-mail saying "I am your Master"? so tempting...

 

[Krinaia]

and you haven't even heard my list of talents yet

 

[FungiUg]

Nope... I know you. You'll get me all worked up to the point where I send you this e-mail saying "I am your Master, Luke", and then you'll just laugh at me. You'll all laugh at me! *paranoia*

(hmmm... going from pathetic to paranoid... wonder if I can go for schizophrenic as well?)

 

[hurtme]

well, i think its for the price of one i am your master email and an all expenses paid round trip to greece...hell, canes scare me to death, and I might even take a caning for it!

 

[FungiUg]

Does it have to be Greece in particular? I think it would be better picking somewhere else in the world, since obviously the offer of Greece doesn't work.

 

[hurtme]

hmmm, well, i suppose Italy in a pinch, or perhaps Egypt...

 

[FungiUg]

New Zealand?

 

[Krinaia]

Nope... I know you. You'll get me all worked up to the point where I send you this e-mail saying "I am your Master, Luke", and then you'll just laugh at me. You'll all laugh at me! *paranoia*

(hmmm... going from pathetic to paranoid... wonder if I can go for schizophrenic as well?)

i wouldn't laugh at you until i was down on my knees.. and even then it would be a hidden snicker.

does that get me a spanking oh masterful one?

 

[Krinaia]

New Zealand?

are there marsuipals there? hurry, hide, ADR will post something with a pouch.

 

[FungiUg]

i wouldn't laugh at you until i was down on my knees.. and even then it would be a hidden snicker.

Oh, well that's alright then!

does that get me a spanking oh masterful one?

noooo... I can think of things far more evil!

Question is, if I sent someone an e-mail like that, what if they said yes? *knees shaking*

 

[hurtme]

New Zealand...hmm, i have heard of it, i even know a girl who went there as a foriegn exchange student, but in typical fashion for me, i have no idea where it is...

 

[FungiUg]

are there marsuipals there? hurry, hide, ADR will post something with a pouch.

Nope, only in zoos. And if ADR wants to hang about in zoos, all I can say is... kinky!

 

[FungiUg]

New Zealand...hmm, i have heard of it, i even know a girl who went there as a foriegn exchange student, but in typical fashion for me, i have no idea where it is...

Go to Australia, then turn right. (south-east of Australia)

 

[Krinaia]

noooo... I can think of things far more evil!

Question is, if I sent someone an e-mail like that, what if they said yes? *knees shaking*

I do so love a man with dastardly imagination... yummy sadists.


My knees may not be shakin but other reactions have taken place

 

[A Desert Rose]

are there marsuipals there? hurry, hide, ADR will post something with a pouch.

Too late... I have seen and you are CAUGHT!

 

[FungiUg]

I do so love a man with dastardly imagination... yummy sadists.


My knees may not be shakin but other reactions have taken place

So I should make sure the place is well equipped with a mop and bucket?

 

[Krinaia]

Too late... I have seen and you are CAUGHT!

oh god


anything but that

 

[Krinaia]

So I should make sure the place is well equipped with a mop and bucket?

eat something crunchy and i'll be in hell

 

[FungiUg]

eat something crunchy and i'll be in hell

You've lost me there!

Click click, ding ding, skippy cornflakes...

 

[FungiUg]

Wonders if he should send ADR an e-mail to the effect of "I'm not your master, but you have yummy legs!"...

 

[Krinaia]

<fumes>

dang that ADR, stealing all the males with her pretty legs

maybe i should put my large breasts on my AV


that'd teach her

 

[FungiUg]

Well, I guess it can't hurt to try...

 

[Krinaia]

<snickers>


now the attention is back where it should be

 

[FungiUg]

<snickers>


now the attention is back where it should be

ADR's legs?

 

[Krinaia]

<narrows eyes>