clutching_calliope
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Maria2394 said:usually we dont sort them,
just grab the plastic scoop
and fill the plastic bag,
today he wanted to check them,
a shell by shell inspection
for signs of parasites
why do you even bother?
they'll all be boiled in a few hours,
I felt compelled to say.
Because, my darling, he replied
even worms taste good,
when they've been boiled and salted
wildsweetone said:that is very cleverly written Maria. well done. sorry your hubby makes you boil worms.
*shudder*
vampiredust said:you eat worms in the dark?
you saucy gal
I am so not eating peanuts anymore.Maria2394 said:usually we dont sort them,
just grab the plastic scoop
and fill the plastic bag,
today he wanted to check them,
a shell by shell inspection
for signs of parasites
why do you even bother?
they'll all be boiled in a few hours,
I felt compelled to say.
Because, my darling, he replied
even worms taste good,
when they've been boiled and salted
I quite like this one, WSO.wildsweetone said:I am what I am
Give me a punch line baby
not the kind that needs touching
up or botoxing, editing
depimpling or prodding
powdering and priming.
I wanna be natural -
curvy, bumpy, grey-streaked
and grinning. Take your brush
and wipe yourself out.
This is absolutely hilarious, KJ. Marry me.KittenishJane said:"forget that six day shit.
took an entire weekend just to do the nile.
nile's beautiful..."<snip>
I accept. Though sex with me may be a little upsetting, especially when I start screaming out my ex's name. Oh God! Oh God!Tzara said:This is absolutely hilarious, KJ. Marry me.
Hey, I'm absolutely OK with that. But I need to warn you. When I do it, it's, uh, kinda different from that dove on the golden beam thing. I never did get the hang of that, frankly.KittenishJane said:I accept. Though sex with me may be a little upsetting, especially when I start screaming out my ex's name. Oh God! Oh God!
Tzara said:I quite like this one, WSO.