Annoncing my poem! You jey!

[unpredictablebijou]

My raech is far, Canadiem! Bewar!
My swat's nor never simple, au contraire.
Swat I unjust? Oh, no! And no no no!
Sawt I to be impervious? No. Show
Here how lowyl girl's and boy's confit, imeersed
In howlnig, lowling smut, time is besmershed.
Heer things are lowe, and pricing can't I mete.
Be silent nowe! I sawt you unto sleeope.

"besmershed" is so wonderful I can't even speak english now. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence three times at the bar tonight.


bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

"besmershed" is so wonderful I can't even speak english now. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence three times at the bar tonight.


bijou

I think it sounds like a black and yellow insect ran into a windshield. I also think it sounds like something Kermit the Frog might say. I can't explain that last comment. It defies explanation.

 

[Picodiribibi]

For a while there I thought you were MTVM, bijou. But while the laws of quantum physics don't explicitly prohibit one poster from being in two places at the same time, you being in Kansas and he/she/it being several hundred miles away does make such an event highly improbable.

Anyhow, I'm sure a mad genius like MTVM doesn't mind a bunch of fellow madmen (and women) appropriating his thread for purposes of madness.

At least until TVM comes back. Then it's every crazy person for himself.

(Oh, I see the venerable MTVM has returned. Welcome back! I missed your musings, good sir (or madam))

 

[Sara Crewe]

For a while there I thought you were MTVM, bijou. But while the laws of quantum physics don't explicitly prohibit one poster from being in two places at the same time, you being in Kansas and he/she/it being several hundred miles away does make such an event highly improbable.

Anyhow, I'm sure a mad genius like MTVM doesn't mind a bunch of fellow madmen (and women) appropriating his thread for purposes of madness.

At least until TVM comes back. Then it's every crazy person for himself.

(Oh, I see the venerable MTVM has returned. Welcome back! I missed your musings, good sir (or madam))

I would introduce you to the handsome and brilliant Mister MTVM, Pogo, but he has threatened to swat me to sleep after he wretches in my direction so I am keeping my distance.


I had no idea he was so violent. It's always the quiet ones.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

For a while there I thought you were MTVM, bijou. But while the laws of quantum physics don't explicitly prohibit one poster from being in two places at the same time, you being in Kansas and he/she/it being several hundred miles away does make such an event highly improbable.

Anyhow, I'm sure a mad genius like MTVM doesn't mind a bunch of fellow madmen (and women) appropriating his thread for purposes of madness.

At least until TVM comes back. Then it's every crazy person for himself.

(Oh, I see the venerable MTVM has returned. Welcome back! I missed your musings, good sir (or madam))

You flatter me beyond words, but no, I haven't half the parodic skill of our Noble Poet Lariat. And I'm new enough here that I only have ONE secret identity who doesn't even post. Unless that personality's gotten out while I wasn't paying attention.

Your AV is most excellent.

bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

You flatter me beyond words, but no, I haven't half the parodic skill of our Noble Poet Lariat. And I'm new enough here that I only have ONE secret identity who doesn't even post. Unless that personality's gotten out while I wasn't paying attention.

Your AV is most excellent.

bijou

Damn. Now I have to turn avs on.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I would introduce you to the handsome and brilliant Mister MTVM, Pogo, but he has threatened to swat me to sleep after he wretches in my direction so I am keeping my distance.


I had no idea he was so violent. It's always the quiet ones.

I'd let him swat me to sleep... I have a serious Thing for poets. Especially the ones with a good slappin' hand.

bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

Swattin' never involves sleep.


I would worry. I think the hawk is lookin' at him funny.

 

[MTVM]

For a while there I thought you were MTVM, bijou. But while the laws of quantum physics don't explicitly prohibit one poster from being in two places at the same time, you being in Kansas and he/she/it being several hundred miles away does make such an event highly improbable.

To scuh none sense, I say, "spukhafte Fernwirkung!" Iam artiste whjioch is quantizalizable, meybe.

Boost me to another shell, I sing, bébé.

Anyhow, I'm sure a mad genius like MTVM doesn't mind a bunch of fellow madmen (and women) appropriating his thread for purposes of madness.

Mind is not genous. Multithreaded, thogh. Angry? Not I, as all frenidnlyness. Beatifatical, in fact. ALL if welsome!!!!!
[/QUOTE]

 

[Sara Crewe]

To scuh none sense, I say, "spukhafte Fernwirkung!" Iam artiste whjioch is quantizalizable, meybe.

Boost me to another shell, I sing, bébé.
Mind is not genous. Multithreaded, thogh. Angry? Not I, as all frenidnlyness. Beatifatical, in fact. ALL if welsome!!!!!

[/QUOTE]


It scares me how well he does that.

 

[MTVM]

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It scares me how well he does that.

Just type faster than your hands can keep up. It's actually pretty easy.

Oops.

I mean type fatsdr thne yoru hand scan kjeepup!!!! !!!

 

[Picodiribibi]

Swattin' never involves sleep.


I would worry. I think the hawk is lookin' at him funny.

That's the just the look of love .

 

[Sara Crewe]

Just type faster than your hands can keep up. It's actually pretty easy.

Oops.

I mean type fatsdr thne yoru hand scan kjeepup!!!! !!!

Ooooo. I saw the man behind the curtain.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Swattin' never involves sleep.


I would worry. I think the hawk is lookin' at him funny.

Hawks look at everything funny. They have a really twisted sense of humor. Especially after a few cicadas.

Don't get me started on swatting. I have to try to behave myself at the bar tonight, and you people have me all distracted. Not that I wouldn't have been anyway, but this place and a slow day at the shop make it way, way worse.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

That's the just the look of love .

Yeah. I see that. Are you sure it's not a 'I would love to eat your eyeballs' look?



Thanks for the song, btw. A good 80's memory. I popped my collar up in honour of it.

 

[MTVM]

That's the just the look of love .

I'm afraid of the 80s.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm afraid of the 80s.

They won't bite you.


People alive during the 80's are another story.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

when the world is full of strange arrangements...

See, that's what I'm saying. (in an entirely other thread so no one has any idea what the hell i'm talking about, of course...) This is an adorable song, a wonderful song, but really, not that great a song, honestly, musically speaking. It's poppy, simplistic and full of cheap hooks and silly instrumentation. But I fucking love it. It sorta... does something to me. I cannot justify it. I cannot explain it. But there it is. I hope nobody comes into the shop while I'm dancing around like an idiot.

I'm not the most professional shop owner in the world.

Dammit, Pico.

bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

Hawks look at everything funny. They have a really twisted sense of humor. Especially after a few cicadas.

Don't get me started on swatting. I have to try to behave myself at the bar tonight, and you people have me all distracted. Not that I wouldn't have been anyway, but this place and a slow day at the shop make it way, way worse.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

bijou

Good behaviour is best left to unconscious states.

 

[Sara Crewe]

See, that's what I'm saying. (in an entirely other thread so no one has any idea what the hell i'm talking about, of course...) This is an adorable song, a wonderful song, but really, not that great a song, honestly, musically speaking. It's poppy, simplistic and full of cheap hooks and silly instrumentation. But I fucking love it. It sorta... does something to me. I cannot justify it. I cannot explain it. But there it is. I hope nobody comes into the shop while I'm dancing around like an idiot.

I'm not the most professional shop owner in the world.

Dammit, Pico.

bijou

I know I played it twice and I would say I'm bouncing on the bed..but that doesn't sound that good so I won't.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Good behaviour is best left to unconscious states.

I am totally putting this on a bumpersticker.

And what's this about people alive in the 80's?

Didn't hear you cause I'm old and deaf.

bijou

 

[MTVM]

That's the just the look of love .

Fine. I see your ABC and raise you A Flock of Seagulls. To my mind, an even more irritating 80's band, q.v.: This clip is rather sad, actually, like the Seagulls are playing in an almost empty club, with just one table of patrons in the back who are, oddly, discussing the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, drinking Jägermeister, and hoping the band will finally shut up so they finally get down with decoherence.

Ah. Physics girls. Be still my heart.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I am totally putting this on a bumpersticker.

And what's this about people alive in the 80's?

Didn't hear you cause I'm old and deaf.

bijou

I was alive in the 80's . I know MTVM was alive in the 80's. Don't know about Pogo. The hawk is a total baby.

 

[MTVM]

I know MTVM was alive in the 80's.

I was among the undead in the 80s. It was the Reagan years.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Fine. I see your ABC and raise you A Flock of Seagulls. To my mind, an even more irritating 80's band, q.v.: This clip is rather sad, actually, like the Seagulls are playing in an almost empty club, with just one table of patrons in the back who are, oddly, discussing the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, drinking Jägermeister, and hoping the band will finally shut up so they finally get down with decoherence.

Ah. Physics girls. Be still my heart.

I cant seagull yet. I got stuck on 54-40. Youtube is a bad place to send me if you want me to come back. Hey...I see what's going on now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Snq3yAOqwU