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Annoncing my poem! You jey!

Sara Crewe said:
Hey, now I always watch when people make my drinks. I rarely listen to God so I'll wear whatever I want and if that makes people unhappy when I arrive I will happily suffer the consequences. I might come as a nun, as a matter of fact.
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nun in the morning and nun at night
 
Sara Crewe said:
I had a feeling you were taller than I am. I only am 5'4" so it might make you a nice top. I can wear it and be 'Spy Nymph' for this evening...
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Oh hey, if we're doing costumes I have a rather stellar complete Batgirl outfit.

And I'm not making that up. I really do. I use Halloween as an excuse to own it.

So let's see. Eluard is a white-jumpsuited Elvis. You're a nymph Emma Peel. We've hired a hallucinating Shakespeare-typing monkey in jeweled robes as our Court Magician, our Court Poet has wandered off to be brilliant in the woods, and I'm dressed as Batgirl.

The Kingdom of Nymphomania is getting more amusing by the second.
Or is it Shenanigania? Or are those just the twin cities?

I am having to actually do my job today, so I may be in and out. If there is any action with that suspension rig, I want to be in on it. Or I want pictures. Clear, hi-res ones. And negatives.

bijou
 
Tathagata said:
Yes I like big ones too

I see purely an orthopedic accoutrement
how very sensible

5'9 with 3 inch heels....
I'll get the nylon rope and pitons
I'm sure you'd be worth the climb


me in an Emma Peel dress would be the equivalent of a short round Seth Rogen in black saran wrap
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*laughing!* I should have been clearer. That last was addressed to Sara. *laughing a lot more *

Just climb me because I'm there. That's the best reason. Skip the pitons. But bring carabiners of various sizes. Damn handy, those.

bijou
 
unpredictablebijou said:
*laughing!* I should have been clearer. That last was addressed to Sara. *laughing a lot more *

Just climb me because I'm there. That's the best reason. Skip the pitons. But bring carabiners of various sizes. Damn handy, those.

bijou
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thank god
:D

I believe i'd attempt the north face
less chance of a fohen moving in
 
Tathagata said:
Sorry I was staring at your breasts
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You don't think this top is too much do you? I have to go out tonight and it keeps slipping...obviously designed by a guy.
 
Sara Crewe said:
You don't think this top is too much do you? I have to go out tonight and it keeps slipping...obviously designed by a guy.
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I'd need a picture to judge
here, have a mushroom omelet
 
Tathagata said:
thank god
:D

I believe i'd attempt the north face
less chance of a fohen moving in
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I suggest the east face. More potential handholds.

(kinda NOT a 36)

C'n I have some of that omelette?
 
Sara Crewe said:
You don't think this top is too much do you? I have to go out tonight and it keeps slipping...obviously designed by a guy.
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Nope. obviously designed by a very smart, very manipulative woman.
someone like me. Sometimes I lengthen the straps on purpose.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
I suggest the east face. More potential handholds.

(kinda NOT a 36)

C'n I have some of that omelette?
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In that case I'll wear the sheepskin gloves

shall I hire a sherpa or can you give me direction?
( he asked knowingly)

ah twin peaks
I shall conquer them both
for duty and humanity

planting the flag could be interesting...

there's a buffet in the sweat lodge
you can leave the necklace on.
 
A soprano voice is heard offstage right, softly but with feeling: The hills are alive, with the sound of music...
 
MTVM said:
A soprano voice is heard offstage right, softly but with feeling: The hills are alive, with the sound of music...
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and Marys Poppin her buttons
 
Tathagata said:
and Marys Poppin her buttons
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You are so crude. My junior high school girl posse would call you "rude, crude and unacceptable." I swear we were in sixth grade together.
 
Tathagata said:
and Marys Poppin her buttons
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I was more hoping for some popped button action from Sara or Bijou, or perhaps a bit of slippage from Sara, which she mentioned in passing, but I will take what I can get, I guess.

Wait a minute. I need's to bee unliterate memontaril yu.

Whew. OK. Back to program. Let's all sing:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I dunno, but both of them seem pretty, well, precocious.
I'd be merry, popping them. That's rude, I know. Atrocious.
At least they'e not from Linköping, like that old guy named Boetius.​
Broad Way here I come. :rolleyes:
 
Angeline said:
You are so crude. My junior high school girl posse would call you "rude, crude and unacceptable." I swear we were in sixth grade together.
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you had a posse?
or is that a misspelling


did we eat the paste?

6th grade... that means during recess I would have done inane things to make you like me...


some things never change huh?
:heart: :kiss:


is your heart breaking with all these Jimmy Fund Stories during the game?
 
MTVM said:
I was more hoping for some popped button action from Sara or Bijou, or perhaps a bit of slippage from Sara, which she mentioned in passing, but I will take what I can get, I guess.

Wait a minute. I need's to bee unliterate memontaril yu.

Whew. OK. Back to program. Let's all sing:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I dunno, but both of them seem pretty, well, precocious.
I'd be merry, popping them. That's rude, I know. Atrocious.
At least they'e not from Linköping, like that old guy named Boetius.​
Broad Way here I come. :rolleyes:
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shim shimeree
shim shimeree
shimy for me
when sara has slippage
some nippleage
i see
 
Tathagata said:
you had a posse?
or is that a misspelling


did we eat the paste?

6th grade... that means during recess I would have done inane things to make you like me...


some things never change huh?
:heart: :kiss:


is your heart breaking with all these Jimmy Fund Stories during the game?
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Not really. I made blueberry buckle--Maine wild blueberries are just perfect now. There's advertisements for blueberry rakers in the newspapers so the crop is coming in. Anyway I drowned my sorrows in blueberries and uh lots of butter.

It wasn't a misspelling, wiseapple. :p
 
Angeline said:
Not really. I made blueberry buckle--Maine wild blueberries are just perfect now. There's advertisements for blueberry rakers in the newspapers so the crop is coming in. Anyway I drowned my sorrows in blueberries and uh lots of butter.

It wasn't a misspelling, wiseapple. :p
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where I grew up we'd go up back in the woods and pick wild blueberries
they were tart and deep purple, the size of shooter marbles
and we'd have blueberry cobbler and pancakes and jam for months afterward
our fingers would be stained for days afterward
:D

wiseapple?
don't they say smartass in joisey?
 
Tathagata said:
where I grew up we'd go up back in the woods and pick wild blueberries
they were tart and deep purple, the size of shooter marbles
and we'd have blueberry cobbler and pancakes and jam for months afterward
our fingers would be stained for days afterward
:D

wiseapple?
don't they say smartass in joisey?
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They say rat bastid.
 
Angeline said:
They say rat bastid.
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I watched a repeat of Carlin in Jersey from like 84 last night

seemed like a well mannered intelligent crowd


all the Boston curses have a variant of the word fuck in it
 
MTVM said:
I was more hoping for some popped button action from Sara or Bijou, or perhaps a bit of slippage from Sara, which she mentioned in passing, but I will take what I can get, I guess.

Wait a minute. I need's to bee unliterate memontaril yu.

Whew. OK. Back to program. Let's all sing:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I dunno, but both of them seem pretty, well, precocious.
I'd be merry, popping them. That's rude, I know. Atrocious.
At least they'e not from Linköping, like that old guy named Boetius.​
Broad Way here I come. :rolleyes:
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Boetius does NOT rhyme with atrocious. But you make me happy nonetheless, since we Swedes like to be recognized for our philosophical bent. That whole Lindisfarne issue has really contaminated our rep for a long time.

I am not, shall we say, gifted with anything that would pop buttons, unless I purposefully wore shirts that were made for 12 year old boys. Which I occasionally do. (Got a yu-gi-oh shirt that is pretty damn neato).

I have corrected more than one person over the years: not "small BUT perfect", but "small AND perfect".

You do indeed belong on Broad Way.
 
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