F
Farawyn
Guest
Creep
Maybe I will post the Asshat PM I got after all.
Maybe I will post the Asshat PM I got after all.
ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
- Thread starter h_i_s
- Start date
- Status
cookiecat
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2006
- Posts
- 22,045
Yes! You should!!!
Dreamliner
Where it shakes
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2007
- Posts
- 31,145
It must be a guy thing as I do not get these PM's you are posting about. I feel like I am missing out......okay, I am over it now. And no, no need to send any.
F
Farawyn
Guest
Since he won't STFU, I will.
Re: Respect 2U
Quote:
Originally Posted by Creep
Farawyn…
not quite sure what 'crickets' means in your response to my appeal to (Insert another poster's name here)…?
I love oral sex, giving and receiving. I love to lick pussy… and yes, we have a certain history.
Not that I wouldn't entertain the delicious prospect of another delectable pussy to pleasure.
I enjoy Sci-Fi fantasy too, as you might have gathered from my fiction and poetry content on various Lit story-sites…
You sound very alluring, Farawyn…
Love, and I'm sending warm moist kisses from me to your pussy
-Creep-
Me:
Don't do that.
If you do it again I'm going to post your PM under asshat PMs, m'kay?
Crickets means no one answered.
However, I am answering you to tell you to Fuck Off, creeper.
Last edited by a moderator:
Cumference
I brought my plunger!
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2014
- Posts
- 2,729
I'm quite sure, that if you photoshopped your av to show some long and slender tits instead of pecs, the asshats would come flocking to your inbox.
DarkSimian
RONIN
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2011
- Posts
- 29,487
WOW, that seems rather ballsy, even for Lit!
F
Farawyn
Guest
WOW, that seems rather ballsy, even for Lit!
This is actually nothing. I've gotten worse.
I posted it 'cause I asked this guy to leave me alone, and he did not.
Creep.
Dreamliner
Where it shakes
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2007
- Posts
- 31,145
I'm quite sure, that if you photoshopped your av to show some long and slender tits instead of pecs, the asshats would come flocking to your inbox.
There's a thought, lol.
cookiecat
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2006
- Posts
- 22,045
F
Farawyn
Guest
MOIST
I know. Right???
cookiecat
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2006
- Posts
- 22,045
The whole assumption you were so into his profile that you went through all of his stories and poetry. And that you'd appreciate warm moist kisses to your pussy.
I don't get why a PM can't just start with "Hi. Your posts are hilarious." If we click, the moist monkey business can happen later.
F
Farawyn
Guest
I know. I was like, I don't read anything about you...nor will I.
There are so many PMs like that... You may have noticed bla bla bla
No. Dude. I don't know who you are.
And then I get a comment on the boards that because I don't want your MOIST mouth on my pussy, I think I'm too good for you?
Fuck. You.
Primalex
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2007
- Posts
- 6,107
Unfortunately, every country has different definitions of what constitutes porn.
F
Farawyn
Guest
Primalex
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2007
- Posts
- 6,107
You want me to mention that I'm male here in this thread?
The current state of the conversation is:
X: What are you up to?
P: Uhm, I'm playing online poker to be honest. And you?
X: Stroking my thick cock.
P: Really? to stories from Lit?
X: Porn and threads here. Thought you might like to help out.
P: Well, that's one of my many favorite porn flicks:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1088535/b...teur_head.html
X: I had something more direct in mind.
P: It's a link you can click on. How more direct can it get?
Maybe I just wait till he asks me to touch my clit or so.
Last edited:
F
Farawyn
Guest
You want me to mention that I'm male here in this thread?
The current state of the conversation is:
X: What are you up to?
P: Uhm, I'm playing online poker to be honest. And you?
X: Stroking my thick cock.
P: Really? to stories from Lit?
X: Porn and threads here. Thought you might like to help out.
P: Well, that's one of my many favorite porn flicks:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1088535/b...teur_head.html
Maybe I just wait till he asks me to touch my clit or so.
Ahaaaaaaa!!!
DeepGreenEyes
Whittled
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2007
- Posts
- 8,500
You want me to mention that I'm male here in this thread?
The current state of the conversation is:
X: What are you up to?
P: Uhm, I'm playing online poker to be honest. And you?
X: Stroking my thick cock.
P: Really? to stories from Lit?
X: Porn and threads here. Thought you might like to help out.
P: Well, that's one of my many favorite porn flicks:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1088535/b...teur_head.html
X: I had something more direct in mind.
P: It's a link you can click on. How more direct can it get?
Maybe I just wait till he asks me to touch my clit or so.
Oh.
Um.
Sorry.
Just ... please disregard those PMs.
KimGordon67
Rampant feminist
- Joined
- Dec 9, 2014
- Posts
- 8,379
You want me to mention that I'm male here in this thread?
The current state of the conversation is:
X: What are you up to?
P: Uhm, I'm playing online poker to be honest. And you?
X: Stroking my thick cock.
P: Really? to stories from Lit?
X: Porn and threads here. Thought you might like to help out.
P: Well, that's one of my many favorite porn flicks:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1088535/b...teur_head.html
X: I had something more direct in mind.
P: It's a link you can click on. How more direct can it get?
Maybe I just wait till he asks me to touch my clit or so.
Is it actually one of your favourite flicks? I'd be tempted to send him clown porn.
Primalex
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2007
- Posts
- 6,107
It should be, I shot it.
Cumference
I brought my plunger!
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2014
- Posts
- 2,729
Oh yes!
He will love the one I have attached!
(The rubber chicken makes it perfect!)
Attachments
F
Farawyn
Guest
cookiecat
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2006
- Posts
- 22,045
Are you juancarlitos?
F
Farawyn
Guest
Last edited by a moderator:
- Status
